I read these in our very own Fresno and as of the last time I was there these laws were still in effect.
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No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments. (Why would we?)
It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
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This one is from Hollywood.
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It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
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These are from San Francisco
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Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. (Yeah... In San Francisco we're ALL BEAUTIFUL)
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited. (I wonder how many politicians went down due to this one...)
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These are from "The City of Angels" (L.A.)
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You may not hunt moths under a street light. (I FUCKING SWEAR, I've actually seen my friend's uncle do this. He was high on crystal meth and with a fucking .22, no less. MY .22!)
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. (Cuz we hardcore in Califas, homes!)
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. (Personally, I agree with this one. All dogs should be fucking IN the church, not 500 yards from it.)
Zoot suits are prohibited. (I assume this one was made so that them beaners wouldn't start another riot.)
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Jam it back in, in the dark.
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