HAY GUYS

Paco · Local time: Jan 9, 2007, 01:23 AM

Holy shit... MEETING THE PARENTS. Nothing says "awkward" like showing up to your girlfriend's house to meet her parents, having dinner with them and basically having a conversation wherein you must abso-fucking-lutely allude the sentence, "Yes sir, I am fucking your daughter. No sir, I don't expect you to be comfortable with that. Yes, of course I'll have another beer."

The last time I was put in this situation was in 2004 and it totally wasn't worth the fucking trip and awkwardness since I dumped that cunt about 2 weeks later anyway, but for an entirely unrelated matter.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Paco · 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Alice

Excuse me, but is anyone else seeing that weird crap at the top of Soluzar's post? And what is this about War of the Words coming back?

Um... Aren't you the one always telling me to stay off the halucinogens?

Originally Posted by Soluzar

Lets face it, that's what a man's parents do, right? They say the wrong thing in front of your partner. I know in the case of my parents, they are great people, but whenever there is an awkward silence, real show-stopper "jokes" seem to be the way they prefer to break the ice.

That's when I die a little on the inside.

Damn man... That's pretty bad. My parents do that too, but I chalk that up to cultural differences. Just like your parents, my parents are great people but they do slip up once in a while and say the wrong thing. My mom especially.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Paco · Local time: Jan 10, 2007, 12:34 PM

I'm willing to bet that you turned him gay by constantly calling him that.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Paco · Local time: Jan 10, 2007, 01:49 PM

For guys it's pretty simple. You tell them, "I know this proper dive across town, you wanna have a beer for lunch?"

It's not like you're gonna fuck him (unless you're Ben) and you get to meet new people.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Paco · Local time: Jan 10, 2007, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by DragoonKain

Something about the chicken wings part made me laugh. Don't know why.

Refer to Tails for official answer.

I was speaking idiomatically.