Worst Advertising Slogans

Originally Posted by Phoque le PQ

- "vroom, vroom", from mazda. that kid is annoying.

That's actually "Zoom, zoom..." and a friend of mine who lives up in Three Rivers was the one who came up with that whole marketing campaign for Mazda and it was actually a pretty catchy thing. It was originally only meant to be for the RX-7, but they just kind of moved that over to the rest of their vehicle line.

As for the worst marketing tools EVER used for anything? Well... Just look at this:



No really... Think about the mindrape that this was for everyone who saw this! A genetically deformed rat with the dental structure of a bum who sucks dick for crack is singing off-key and telling me to buy a "toasty sub"?

Nuh uh, nigga. You're on your own. :/

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by shadowlink56

Kay, a local jeweler, uses "Every Kiss begins with Kay", and I hate that they think they own every kiss. Bastards.

Kay is a local jeweler for me too, but around here not every kiss begins with "Kay". Every blowjob on the other hand... >__>

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Marketing is so not cool.

Says those of you who purchase no consumer goods. I, on the other hand, make my living off of it and you know what? I'm not complaining.

There's nowhere I can't reach.