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Paco · Local time: Mar 12, 2006, 09:16 PM

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Paco · Local time: Mar 12, 2006, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by Reznor

...extreme immaturity...

Are you sure you don't want to be oozing irony when you list your "dealbreakers" there, Sparky?

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Paco · Local time: Mar 12, 2006, 09:56 PM

Come to think of it, you're both probably right. No one could possibly be this condescending to the point of thinking that his hatred is not worthy of ANYONE.

It is a sad day for narcissists everywhere.

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Paco · 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Yea, I hear about three days later that not only is she married, she's married to my english prof. Railed her even harder after that. Fucker gave me a 79.

Yeah man. Marriage is kind of a dealbreaker for me too. I dated this girl from Bakersfield for about 7 months too and then one day she just wakes me up in the middle of the night to tell me, "Charlie knows about us."

???

"Who the fuck is Charlie?"
"My husband"

You. Have got. To be. KIDDING!

I left that night and I never so much as stop for gas in Bakersfield on my way to L.A. anymore. That town left a bitter taste in my mouth... In more ways than one. :/

Double Post:

Originally Posted by FallDragon

I can't tell if you're lying or not. For your sake I hope you are.

Whether he's lying or not, it's fucking genius and you can't deny it.

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Paco · Local time: Mar 12, 2006, 10:32 PM

You know... Right about now, anything else to say would have been better than, "Wait... Are you serious? I um... Gotta... Go."

I went out like a punk bitch.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Paco · Local time: Mar 12, 2006, 10:57 PM

Originally Posted by Denicalis

"I think you should know, you'll always come second to Jesus Christ in my life." I fucking laugh. Har har joke, right? NO FUCKING JOKE. SHE PULLS OUT THE BIBLE AND TELLS ME SHE CAN'T BE WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE LIKE SHE DOES.

You mean the fact that you'd already reamed her three ways from Sunday didn't cross her mind before she pulled the "Jesus" card? Oh that's fucking classic.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Paco · Local time: Mar 12, 2006, 11:01 PM

I think that's what he meant by "desperately christian", oh ye crusader of Christ.

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Paco · Local time: Mar 12, 2006, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by FallDragon

"Oh shit Jesus is watching this guy eat me out, he'll be angry and not let me into heaven. I better make it a threesome with the Lord!" *gets Bible out*

See... It's posts like this that REALLY make me wish that we had a thread specifically dedicated for "Quotes out of Context" from the boards themselves, not IRC.

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Paco · Local time: Mar 13, 2006, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by Hush and Cool

You do realize that the majority of girls don't like videogames, right?

Where exactly are you getting your impeccable figures and percentages, oh wise one?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Paco · Local time: Mar 13, 2006, 09:36 PM

Yes, the lack of actual numbers only adds to the integrity and credibility.

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