Do you have a criminal record?

When I was in high school I got into a little scuffle that involved 15 people and I slammed one guy's face into a concrete garden liner. All of us were taken to jail but I, in particular, was charged with aggravated assault and battery and everyone else had similar assault charges pinned on them. However, the charges were dropped because the parents of the kids who attacked us (and mind you, it was they who started the whole shit) didn't really want to have their kids on the front page of the local newspaper with the headline reading: LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM ASSAULTS ONE YOUTH. FOOTBALL SEASON CANCELLED.

I think that's about it, I've done a bunch of stupid shit over the past, but other than this one blatantly stupid stunt I haven't really been caught for anything.

Jam it back in, in the dark.