You don't scare me LAWDAWG

When I was in high school a few friends and I got into a pretty large fistfight with the whole football team, which was provoked by them in the first place; the whole team went to go beat up ONE guy. ONE GUY. Bunch of fucking cowards...

I remember smashing some guy's face into a concrete garden liner and was promptly tackled by campus security. Police rolled up and took all 17 of us (9 of them and 8 of us) to the County Civic Center and tossed us in a cell. We basically sat there stewing in our juices for about 6 hours and I remember thinking, "That's it. If I'm forced to sit across from these pricks any longer someone's gonna end up dead and I'm gonna be in this bitch FOR LIFE."

Luckily in the end we had all the charges dropped because most of the football team's respective parents that they'd rather not. That would have caused a city-wide media scandal, everyone would have been drug-tested and football season would have been cancelled. Lord knows we couldn't have that, could we? I knew the quarterback was a massive coke head by the time we were seniors so I've always had my suspicions that most of them must have been as well and the parents were covering up for them.

To this day I'm fucking thankful that A) it was the football team we threw down with and B) that they were mostly pumped full of narcotics. If that hadn't been the case, I'd probably be singing a very different tune today.

Jam it back in, in the dark.