Hey, Kurado. What songs do you hate?

To anyone who's ever heard Mexican groups like Los Originales de San Juan or Los Cadetes de Linares, which I doubt anyone here actually has, I pretty much hate ALL THAT SHIT. A lot of these groups make their fame singing what's known as a "narcocorrido", which are just tribute songs to their favorite cocaine dealers. It's just so fucking pathetic to me that this is about the best thing that the Mexican race has to offer the music world is neverending banter about their brand new Expeditions and about their "compa" from Michoacan who hooks them up with a pound of cocaine for their shows. It's fucking sad, really.

Now, if I want to pinpoint any one song that I hate... How about we start with Dame Mas Gasolina by that fucking spic Daddy Yankee. I swear... Every Puerto Rican will writhe in their graves for generations because this fucking racial smear.

I can't stand Still Tippin' by Mike Jones. Not that any song by Mike Jones is any worse than this since they're all equally fucking horrible, but it's just that this song is so goddamn laughable I just HAVE to watch the video if it comes on TV. And the fact that I KNOW I have to waste 3 minutes of my life each time it does makes me hate it even more.

But the top honor for song I hate the most goes to Dragostea din Tei by O-Zone. I used to love it when it was just that kid Gary dancing in front of his webcam since he CLEARLY enjoyed it so much. It's the countless fuckers that have imitated it since and burned the song like no other. OH GOD HELP THESE FUCKERS DIE ALREADY.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

To be quite fair, Gwen was actually fucking awesome when No Doubt was still strictly a ska band. After Tragic Kingdom it was... tragic.

There's nowhere I can't reach.