HAY GUYS

Paco · Local time: Sep 5, 2006, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by Dee

I get suspicious when unattractive, middle aged guys smile at me. That's harrassment.

This is because he's not pretty, right? Beause I'm sure if Sean Connery smiled at you, you'd jump his bones IMMEDIATELY.

How ya doing, buddy?

Paco · Local time: Sep 5, 2006, 02:17 PM

Are you kidding? Yeah Sean Connery is old, but the man has a fucking CHARM about him. Shit man... My friend Jason met the man and HE almost fucked him. George Clooney is cool too though, so I guess that works in case the girl is really not into wrinkles and white hair.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Paco · Local time: Sep 5, 2006, 02:34 PM

I'm not Eleo. So, no I wouldn't.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Paco · Local time: Sep 7, 2006, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by Elixir

If my ex-fiancee's anything to judge by, women are simply excess skin around the vagina. I'm going to cop some shit for saying that.

Now I'm starting to wonder if you're just the way you are because you were born like that or because you grew up in the red light district of bumfuckville or wherever the fuck you live. :/

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?