[Movie] Transformers Movie (07-04-07)

I just got back from watching it too and I gotta say... It was alright. I mean, my expectations were so low (considering that Michael Bay was at the helm) that it actually turned out a hell of a lot better than I expected. I mean, FUCK Optimus Prime looked AWESOME. Sure it had the cheesy "Bay-esque" dialogue, bad character placement (John Turturro is a cliched waste here, let me tell you) and GOD-FUCKED-ME-IN-THE-ASS-WITH-HIS-HOLY-OMNIPOTENT-COCK-HORRIBLE soundtrack featuring none other than LINKIN PARK. But aside from these oversights (albeit, rather detrimental ones) it was visually orgasmic and had great action through and through.

Really though, people... Do not walk into this movie using logic; in fact... If you're using any of that "common sense" malarkey, TURN THAT SHIT OFF. You won't need it. Trust me on this. Your brain will actually HEMORRHAGE if you start thinking about shit like:

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Why a plane like Air Force One carries EVERY FILE EVER COLLECTED SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN in a computer in the BELLY OF THE PLANE or how Sam's parents are completely oblivious to the fact that there's a small batallion of robots LARGER THAN HIS HOUSE stomping around in his garden while they think it's an earthquake.

Trust me... Logically speaking, you're just gonna have to let A LOT OF SHIT slide.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Roan

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So I was surprised when Sam simply hadoukened the cube to Megatrons chest and Bam! movies over.

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Actually, I'm pretty sure that was an accident, actually. Megatron was about to dive out to get the cube when Sam was jumping up; when Sam put his arms up with the cube in hand it was underneath Megatron's chest and since HIS chest is always open it just sucked it up like a vacuum.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Dark Nation

Overall, a great sci-fi action film.

Correction. It's a great special effects film. Serenity is a great sci-fi action film.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Or maybe like how

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THEY CAN'T JUST BUY THE FUCKING GLASSES OFF OF EBAY?

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Oh please. Do you think that just because they learned to speak in human tongues from the WORLD WIDE WEB they were gonna know how to manage PayPal accounts and effectively use eBay to purchase priceless goods? USE SOME LOGIC HERE, BUDDY~

I bet your nose is bleeding from thinking about THAT one.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh, I always get the applauding morons around here. This definitely didn't deserve it but yet... there they were.

I was speaking idiomatically.