Ah God, WTF are you eating?

Originally Posted by OctoberOmicron

Hmm, reminds me of the only blonde girlfriend I had. Took her to McDonalds, since I roll in so much money, and she started dipping her fries in her vanilla shake. But then, being the loyal boyfriend, I let her give me one and I liked it.

Originally Posted by andkeener

You've never dipped fries in your milkshake before? That shit is delicious! In fact, if you DON'T like that, there might be something wrong with you.

THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one who liked to do that because I don't know a SINGLE motherfucker who actually enjoys the taste of hot fries with cold vanilla shake. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Whenever I got a few heads at the house playing games and shootin' the shit, I always provide food. Every once in a while we go to Domino's and order a large pizza and a couple orders of buffalo wings. Well, the buffalo wings are the first thing to get devoured, but after they're gone that spicy vinegar sauce that's left at the bottom makes an INCREDIBLE dip for the pizza. If you thought ranch was the only acceptable condiment that you could dip pizza in FUCK WHATCHA HEARD.

This is also probably more widely acceptable everywhere except in my town, but whenever I grill a steak I grill it rare. Like REALLY rare. Grill on high, cook for a minute and a half on each side and it's done. When I drop it on my plate, it BLEEDS. If only you guys saw the expressions on people's faces when they see me eating a steak that rare... Fuckin' aye. One of my mom's friends even offered to "pray a rosary" so save me from the "demonios de guzgueria". (demons of gluttony)

OOH LAWDY BLESS THEM CRAZY CATHOLIC MEXICANS!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Rydia

One of my other classmates also dipped Flaming Hot Cheetos in cream cheese.

My sister does that, but she's fucking nuts.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by SonicPanda

Sour Apple Jolly Ranchers dipped in Bulls-Eye Barbeque Sauce with a mouthful of Pepsi.

You know what? That sounds strangely delicious...

What the hell am I saying?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Rioku_Zanketa

simply normal potato chips with hot sauce is good

You add lemon to them and they're a godly delicious mess.

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you ever tried fried dog?....

I've had fried cat... It wasn't bad, actually and I didn't know what it was until my friend told me what it was. It tasted a lot like deer meat which is real tough to chew but it really wasn't bad at all. Even after I learned what it was I thought... Fuck man, I got a damn near endless supply of food in my town RIGHT NOW!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Shenlon

"Iguna, yeah those are delicious"

It tastes like dried fish. My uncles in Mexico make jerky out of its meat and belts out of its skin.

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"rats fried to a crisp are the shit"

I would NEVER eat these filthy motherfuckers.

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"cats and dogs, taste like chicken"

I've never had dog and cat does not taste like chicken. I never would have tried it if my friend who served it to me at his house weren't Filipino.

I was speaking idiomatically.