Fucking BEER, that's what.

I can't believe Pabst Blue Ribbon was even mentioned here. What next? Budweiser?

Anyway... I drink a wide assortment of beers just so that I don’t burn myself out on the same shit every day. I mean, there was a time when I drank a different six pack every day and I did it for almost three years. Over the past few years I have come to know some truly great brews.

First and foremost is the first beer I ever had and still my favorite: Negra Modelo. This dark ale is strong on taste and alcohol content and is quite possibly the best thing to have with seafood (shrimp, lobster, “Siete Mares” or even clam chowder.)

Karl Strauss Red Trolley comes in at a VERY CLOSE SECOND as my favorite beer of all time. I only had this about a year ago when we went to the Karl Strauss Brewery in San Diego, CA and had this in its freshest form: from the tap and only days old. Rich, full-bodied ale with a hearty flavor. If you've never had one, do yourself a favor and move to San Diego so you can have a steady supply of Karl Strauss brews year-round.

Gordon Biersch Marzen is a brew that I was introduced to by a friend who owns a mediterranean restaurant. Full and heavy wheat taste. I guy maybe a 12 pack of this every 2 weeks just because I like it so much.

Newcastle Brown Ale has been one of my favorite beers for the past few years. I first tried it when I was bar hopping and I asked the bartender to recommend anything other than what my companions were having. The first thing he said was, "You can't go wrong with Newcastle". The man was a shaman.

Widmer Brothers Hefeweizen is another wheat beer that I enjoy drinking on occassion it’s more common than the GB brew above, but it’s still good nonetheless.

Fat Tire Amber Ale the best beer to go with a burger and sweet-onion rings. Enough said.

Guinness Extra Stout is one of my favorite stouts that is widely recognizable. Every sensible beer drinker loves a good stout and it’s even better if it’s a Guinness.

Stone Arrogant Bastard Pale Ale is a very strong, very bitter and very hoppy brew made mostly to knock you the fuck out. Of all the beers listed here, this is the one that has given me the worst hangover; not because it was a shitty beer, but because I thought I could off nine 22 oz. bottles in one night. Like their advertisements say “Fizzy yellow beer is for wussies” and if you fall under that category this beer is NOT for you.

Rogue Hazelnut Brown Nectar is an almost sweet malty beer with a smooth hazelnut aroma. I’ve only had it once in my life but 3 friends and myself managed to dust a keg of this beer in 2 days on or around February. I honestly don’t remember.

E.J. Phair Indian Pale Ale is another pale ale that's tough on a night of drinking if you're not properly prepared. Full wheat flavor, high alcohol content and a smooth finish.

Pacifico Clara is another of the few Mexican beers that I enjoy because of its complete polar opposite to what Corona is. Corona is a slightly bitter but overall flat-flavored beer whereas Pacifico is a perfectly flavored lager that's not too bitter and not too fizzy.

And last, but most definitely not least... Brewbakers Sequoia Red is a medium-bodied wheat brew that's made in a local microbrewery called Brewbakers. This is probably one of my favorite beers of all time. There's only one catch. It's only seasonal.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

OH OK...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by andkeener

Why did you have to make fun of the one I like?

Because the one that you like tastes like it was brewed in my bathtub. <3

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by andkeener

And don't even give me any 'hides the bitter taste' garbarge, we all know its a lie.

I don't put lime in Mexican beers. I put it in Hefeweizen. And some beers are better bitter. Like Arrogant Bastard.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You're supposed to put lemon in Corona too.

...hides the bitter taste.

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Originally Posted by andkeener

Not only that but you don't even feel bad if you don't finish all the foam because its ONLY PBR and you bought the 24 pack for like 12 dollars. You get drunk, it's quick, and it tastes awesome!

OK. I'll go ahead and agree with you on this thing... You get drunk and it's quick. In fact, now that I think about it, it's probably better to play beer pong with something like this because it's actually cheaper than Keystone Light.

OH GOD HOW I HATE KEYSTONE LIGHT.

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My friend Oscar puts lemon AND salt on his Tecate, although I personally don't really care for it too much anymore.

It should also be noted that Tecate is a pretty shitty draft beer. Furthermore, Tecate is a town in Mexico whose main export is tequila. And just to be anal: Tecate has a distinction for being a town full of drunks and hence most Mexicans refer to hopeless drunks as "tecatos", after the town of the same name where some of the shittiest tequila in Mexico is produced.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by *AkirA*

I dont like to get drunk, and I really dont like to drink that often, so when I want a beer I always get Blue Moon. Its proably the best tasting beer to just sip and enjoy. Its got a citrus flavor to it.

Have you ever tried it with a slice of orange and shish-kabobs? My GOD that beer is godly.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

And yet you like Warsteiner. My GOD, woman you're more confused than a homosexual priest.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Fatt

...King Cobra - Although I can drink cheap, I can't bring myself to buy a 40oz for a dollar. I don't care if it is the cheapest beer, I'm just not cheap enough to want beer that bad.

I really want to have your babies right about now.

How ya doing, buddy?