Blind Dates

The last time I went on a blind date it um... didn't work out too well...

I wouldn't rule it out completely if I were you, though. Even though in my experience blind dates are ordeals worthy of the 9th circle of Dante's Inferno, I have actually seen many a happy couple brought together by casual blind dates. I guess what I'm saying is: Give it a shot and if it doesn't work then move on to greener (and more intimately acquainted) pastures.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Visavi

Oh, and my friend finally sent me a couple of pictures of the guy.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...ure/loser1.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...ure/loser2.jpg

Oh honey... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Trigunnerz

What's wrong if she's Catholic?

I'm atheist

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The no sex before marriage hurts?

Not really. I wasn't in itto get married. It was just a blind date and, sweet limping jesus, it was just not for me.

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Or was she the preacher type?

Silly me. I didn't link you guys to the follow-up date after that first one.

DAT BIBLE CLAN AIN'T NUTTIN' TO FUCK WIT

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by MetheGelfling

Since then, I've seen her around a few times and she continues to be flirty which is pretty cool. It's too bad that she didn't just loosen up and be herself cause I'm sure she's probably a cool chick.

This right here is, by far, the largest problem with blind dates. There is such a hesitation going into them that one almost feels like small talk and petty compliments are a good way to “break the ice”. In most cases, I would think that it causes more problems than one would originally see. People really should loosen up a lot more on blind dates and just be themselves instead of watered down versions of what they perceive the other wants. It shows a little bit of class and it makes the time pass a lot more comfortably. If at the end of the night you see that this just isn’t working out; too bad. Thank them for their time and be on your way.

They’re just that: DATES. Not arranged marriages.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Visavi

My account is completely empty now and I got the picture from her (she was throwing a party and I was hold a Corona for a prank photo).

You know, one time I had a car salesman come into my office and gave me a photo of himself that I can only assume was at a family gathering or barbecue. He was just standing with a Corona in his hand and the first thing he told me was, "Put this picture on my business card, but blur out the bottle of Corona; everybody's gonna think I'm a drunk."

Good times...

How ya doing, buddy?

SERIOUSLY. More specifically in Pulp Fiction...

Minus the piercings, of course.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?