HAY GUYS

Paco · Local time: Apr 25, 2006, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by ArrowHead

But if someone's always going 25km/h+ over the limit, then I really have no other word but "stupid" to describe that.

Wait.... How? What? When? WHY? No really. I want to know why driving fast equates stupidity. Some of us enjoy driving fast. Well... Not too fast.

I always drive about 80-90 mph on the freeway and I have yet to get a speeding ticket. A bi-directional radar detector helps a lot too since it let's you know when the Five-O is looking at you. To be quite honest though, I'm surprised that in 12 years of driving (one of those years without a license and another year without tags) the only tickets I've ever gotten are 2 parking tickets when I was in college and getting pulled over for a broken tail light.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Paco · Local time: Apr 25, 2006, 07:55 AM

OK Mom... Now can you give me a FEASIBLE explanation? Or am I gonna get the MADD rant now?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Paco · Local time: Apr 25, 2006, 08:14 AM

80 mph is an absurd speed? Holy malarkie you're right! I'm a terrible person and I deserve years of repenting in a rape-me-in-the-shower prison.

Tell you what. Since you opened my eyes, I'm going to add a clause to my will that gives you my Ferrari when I die.

Only if I have a Ferrari and die at ABSURD SPEEDS of 80 mph. No more, no less. Othewise, the clause if void.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Paco · Local time: Apr 25, 2006, 03:29 PM

You guys just need to make better use of your radar detectors. I'm also not denying that I'll probably get caught, I'm just saying that I'm going for the record to see how long I can go WITHOUT it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Paco · Local time: May 2, 2006, 02:45 PM

You guys will probably have grandkids when that happens.

I was speaking idiomatically.