I'd do the thing from ctrl alt delete when ethan thought he made a time machine and it blew up and transported him to the future and everything he loves is illegal; like video games and such. Except exchange video games with whatever my buddy who's been sleeping for twenty years likes. Than expose it to him as a joke and than like hope he doesn't jump out the window. Prolly can't with his weak ass legs anyways.
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I'd say:
"Wow--you missed the tail end of neon clothes, George Michael is gay, Michael Jackson keeps getting lighter, Saturday Night Live isn't as funny anymore, portable phones are REALLY portable--think communicators from Star Trek, the original series, there's been Star Trek:TNG, Star Trek: DS9, Star Trek: Voyager, Star Trek: Enterprise, and the 11th Star Trek Movie's coming out in 2008, computers are MUCH better, and we have DVDs. Anything depressing--read a newspaper."
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wait wait! We have HD-DVD's now remember, that or Blu-ray discs whichever you fancy.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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