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Buckets of blood readied for Amazon swim
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crabman
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Old Jan 26, 2007, 12:36 AM Local time: Jan 25, 2007, 10:36 PM #1 of 36
Candiru are scary, scary creatures. It's not without reason that they're called vampire fish. The thought of a fish swimming up my urethra and beginning to EAT MY INSIDES makes me cringe.
*looks down and shivers*

Cecil Adams of the Straight Dope reported on the surgical removal of a candiru from a man that survived an attack by the fish. The deceased fish was measured to be 134mm (5 1/2 inches) in length. The fish entered the victim's urethra while he urinated, "with his penis out of the water yet close to it." - Wikipedia....

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Jan 30, 2007, 12:13 PM Local time: Jan 30, 2007, 10:13 AM #2 of 36
Holy crap that would hurt. Maybe he should wear a cup or something lol.
Or like three condoms, and have his asshole duct taped. Apparantly they go up there too....

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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