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Finally tore myself away from GTA IV long enough to actually give this game a sit down and fought my way through Acts 1 and 2.
First off, oh my god I suck at stealthan gaem. I'm not really having an issue staying alive, but I'm terrible at taking enemies down without alerting the entire county. I've finally just given up on even attempting CQC or stickups and just safely tranq everybody from a distance followed by an angry knife to the face. I've probably spent two thirds of my game time lying face down waiting for alerts to go away.
And man, the enemies have really heightened their IQs. I find myself simultaneously cussing and in awe of the AI every time a soldier kicks me to see if I really am a dead body. Then of course it's ! and five more minutes of running around, cussing, and finding a place to lay down.
As for the story so far:
Spoiler:
Drebin is best character.
What the hell Campbell is a dirty old man.
Kojima has a five year old's sense of humor (haha poop.)
Snake is mean to little girls
Why didn't Raiden cut Vamp's frikken head off after that fight?
Yeah, that's about it so far.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
This picture of a My Little Pony represents my failure to review the Mix CD that was sent to me. Like this image, I am a shining beacon of shame and disgrace.