[Wii] Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Very nice how they nonchalantly revealed Metaknight's specials in a "how to play" segment. Also, am I the only one who thinks assist trophies are going to be the most awesome thing ever? It'll be yet another reason why tournament play will suck. (No assist trophies, they are too cheap. Also no fun. Games are about whose penis is larger duh.)

ALSO: Is anybody else getting a Live Fortune Telling ad for this page? "Great Kasamba, will Sonic be in Brawl?" "I dunno lol."

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I was thinking Ridley too until I saw the Petey Piranha boss. Now it's seeming likely that Ridley will make an appearance as a single player boss rather than a playable character.

And why all the Goroh trophy hate? I seriously doubt the developers would have made him playable if they didn't come up with the trophy idea. Like the site itself says, assist trophies are chance for obscure or far too powerful/large characters to make an appearance as something other than a collectible.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Duck Hunt was just a port of those shooting gallery games at the carnival.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The Animal Crossing characters in the background are more interesting to me. They seem to be reacting to Munchlax, so that means there's a chance they may react dynamically to players also. This opens up some awesome possibilities for levels if they use it for something other than shocked onlookers.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

In other news, the Halberd is fucking awesome as usual. Of course its stage will be banned from tourneys b/c omg arm interferes with mah combos and FIRIN' MAH LZR makes me waaaah waaah waaaah.

The funniest thing ever would be if Brawl didn't have Final Destination or a similar stage. Amidst the cries of ten thousand tourney-fags, Nintendo would issue a press-release stating "We wanted to gear this game more towards the casual crowd." Laughs would be had. Tears would be shed.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I've always wanted to be able to apply things like giant and metal to one character only so that I could recreate event battles with actual people.

How ya doing, buddy?

I loaded up japantime today and squealed with girlish glee. This was the one thing Nintendo needed to do to make me happy. They could ruin my favorite character, introduce five Jigglypuff clones, and replace all the music in the game with DK Rap. Doesn't matter, there's wifi.

No records in random play I'm not sure of yet. On the one hand, it does solve the disconnecting loser problem. It also means we won't get any supercool world-wide scoreboard thing like with Mario Strikers though, unless they introduce a separate scored mode. I don't see ohgodthinkofhtechildren to be as big a problem here as with other games though, since finding friends for Smash Brothers should be no problem. Everybody with a Wii will probably buy this game, why lie.

FELIPE NO

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It's super effective!

Why do I want to hug Sakurai so badly?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Fox banned from Poke tournies.

Jam it back in, in the dark.