eHarmony.

What a waste of fucking time. I got done with it and it told me it couldn't calculate for whatever reason, so I have no matches. That's pretty fucking stupid.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by LeHah

Had I been trolling. Would I be trolling. You'd have banned me from the get go. Let it be said that when I troll, there would be no hesitation in action.



You also are failing to see the point I'm trying to make. You, Minion, are coming across as being thick-headed and full of excuses. Pardon my tactless retorts but come the fuck on already. Look at it from my point of view - you sound like the roommate who refuses to roll out of bed at 3 in the afternoon. "This is too tough" or "I can't do it, its too complicated" wouldn't get you a job - so why would it get you a girlfriend?

It's no wonder why LeHah has such bad luck with girls.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Double Post:

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

At least he's had some kind of luck, though. That's more than some of you can say.

Actually, that's irrelavant. I was pointing that out just to emphasize how much of an uptight asshole he is.

Hey! It seems you two have something in common!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

50 bux for what?! Imaginary people? I guess I'm still confused as to what this site is all about, because all I got was some lame-ass thing telling ME what I'M like. I don't see profiles, or shit.

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You know what I think? I think you all should stop being so damn uptight and analytical about how people meet one another. Is there a guidebook telling you the right way to meet people? I'd like to read it for a good laugh.

Besides, you're all conversing on an internet message board, writing to people you never would have had a chance to in the first place. Is that WRONG? Are you a BOtard because of it?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Merv Burger

It could possibly be right or wrong.

But what is wrong is just throwing around words that are specific to your region as a way to insult us all.

:lolsign: Are you trying to make sense?:lolsign:
I'm not trying to insult anyone. I guess that's mindset around here, though, isn't it? "OMG is he trying to insult me in that post? OMGZ"

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wow. "You're an idiot"? I suppose I'd better go tell teacher now. Again, you have no fucking clue what I was saying in the first place. And it's apparent, because you're turning it all around, trying to hide the fact that you have no idea what I was saying by directing insults at me. And "everyone will overlook" my supposed idiocracy? I think the only person who has a beef with me because of that post is you. It's pretty fucking smug of you to think everyone will back you up on your stupid little remarks that really have no purpose in this topic, and don't make any sense in the first place, don't you think?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

O wow, who called in the LOGIC CLUB PRESIDENT.

"Hey gays, why are you discussing this on an internet message board? GOD. WHATS THE POINT?!"

Shut the fuck up. You know what happens on internet message boards? Conversation. O WOW. IMAGINE THAT.

If you hadn't noticed, the book is an aide for those who are INTERESTED in learning how to do things in a certain manner. Some of us are plenty capable of going out, making friends, hanging out, meeting potential mates.

Other people don't have such an easy time at it.

You completely misunderstood that post. Read it and understand it, please.

But other than that, feel free to be insulted for no reason!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Feelings or ideas are easliy misunderstood online. I agree with eks, somewhat. I don't think it's a bad thing to have online friends, but when it comes to guy/girl relationships, you've got to be together in person (obviously). You can't make babies over the internet.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

And as for you, Smoodle - I don't think I will.

What? Understand it? It's actually a pretty simple point.

Ok where were we? Oh, that's right: argument for argument's sake.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I really don't see how a place like eHarmony is going to rape a "civilized" culture. If anything, it just opens the door to more options. The rape of civilized culture hides within the confines of our corrupt government. That is where the real problem dwells.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

^ Yeah, I agree. Give some proof to back your claims.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So 51% of the people there are socially inept to your standards?

How ya doing, buddy?

Who said the internet's only for losers?

How ya doing, buddy?

Man, I still can't seem to find out how to meet people on eHarmony. This place is retarded, and I can't believe I'm here backing the place up. I'm sure it WORKS for some people ... but fuck this shit, I'm-a goin' huuuooome.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by russ

Man, you're in school, you should be trying to hook up with those women in your classes, not worrying with eharmony. College classes are pretty much the easiest way to meet a ton of women with minimal effort and minimal emotional risk.

Hah, I'm not trying too hard with the online dating thing (as in, not at all). And most of the people going to the college I'm in right now are focusing more on just getting the hell OUT of here. But you're right. Once I get into the 4-year thing, I'll go on babe-safaris.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?