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Impossibly Impossible Situation: What are your priorities?
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JazzFlight
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Old Jun 6, 2006, 09:12 PM #1 of 40
Definately the:

-13" TV (the big one would be too hard on my eyes from so close).
-Electric Heater

I can watch TV for hours without getting bored, and those TV dinners I can eat half-frozen (or place on top of the heater to thaw out).

Plus, you can pretty much find out the time of day through television (and this isn't even cable, this is just the major networks):

morning news shows -> 5:00-9:00
morning talkshows -> 9:00-12:00
soap operas -> 12:00-2:00
after school cartoons -> 2:00-5:00
sitcom repeats -> 5:00-8:00
primetime shows -> 8:00-10:00
late-night dramas -> 10:00-11:00
late-night talkshows -> 11:30-1:30
infomercials -> 1:30-5:00

QUICK QUESTION:
WHERE DO I PEE.


Jam it back in, in the dark.

Last edited by JazzFlight; Jun 6, 2006 at 09:16 PM.
JazzFlight
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Old Jun 8, 2006, 02:24 PM #2 of 40
I just don't get why people think they can use the microwave for heat.

The only heat you're going to get from this is by being really close to the vents.

Microwaves don't work when the door is open and you wouldn't want to do that anyway, wouldn't that seriously mess up your body?

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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