[PS2] Kingdom Hearts 2

I'm not sure what I think about that cover. DiZ seems to have been replaced with Namine, and Roxas still gets an oddly high billing for a dude that only appears on the World's Longest Loading Screen. Of course, pretty much everyone except for Sora, Donald and Goofy has only ten minutes of screentime. I'd either have preferred something with an insanely large number of characters on, or something with, say, just Sora and Riku. Sora, Marluxia and Xemas would have been a good way of encapsulating the whole of the Kingdom Hearts II saga, showing sides of both Chain of Memories and the main game.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Personally, I'd be slightly more concerned with what Goofy seems to be doing to that pole.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I was under the impression that Re:Chain of Memories was packaged with Kingdom Hearts II: Final Mix+. I may be wrong about that though, that's just what I've heard from rumours on the Internets.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I don't know, really. I can see the vast majority of people buying Final Mix+ solely for Re:Chain of Memories as opposed to the extra scene or two in the main game. Personally, that's the only reason why I'm going to buy it. Still, I don't disagree that Kingdom Hearts II constitutes the more important game of the two, just that it would make more sense to advertise both games included, rather than just Kingdom Hearts II.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You can't really blame the guy's art style for slipping a bit, he is making half the games coming out of Square Enix at the moment.

And of course, I'm not criticising the stuff that's been added to Kingdom Hearts II, just that personally, my initial curiosity is still with RE:Chain of Memories rather than Kingdom Hearts II. But that's mainly because I want more Zexion. I've preordered it (naturally), but it sucks that I have to find something else to play for a month.

I was speaking idiomatically.