HAY GUYS

Malmer · Local time: Jul 10, 2009, 11:24 AM

Holy shit, this thread died before it was even made, where is everybody? Back in the day these seemed to fare pretty well.

Being the attention whore that I am, I'll contribute.

YouTube Video

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Malmer · Local time: Jul 11, 2009, 12:25 PM

It all comes down to envy... of size.. of things.

:x

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Malmer · Local time: Jul 17, 2009, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Dual

Behold shamelessness.

Those speakers go really well with the TV too.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Malmer · Local time: Dec 29, 2009, 05:53 PM

This thread died head first into a flaming hippie sea of anti-materialism.

Post setups, or you = goddamn hippie.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Malmer · Local time: Dec 29, 2009, 06:57 PM

Biggest dildos I could get.

The chair is actually about 4-5 feet from the TV in the picture. It's pushed closer than it is normally though, or it wouldn't fit in the picture.

And I so do love that rocking chair.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Malmer · Local time: Dec 30, 2009, 04:27 PM

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?