You heard WHAT about me?!

So despite being in college, I've been hearing a bit about people talking behind my back, spreading rumors, just acting like they never got out of the 'high school drama' phase. And it got me curious.

What have you heard people saying about you? They could have said it in the past, they could be saying it now. Gossip, rumors, what have you.

I realize this may not go far because, lets face it, who likes to spread rumors about themselves? But hey, its worth a shot.

As of right now, I've heard about people at my work who think I 'show off my boobs' too much, and I have people in one of my organizations who think I'm a prude. (How these two things go together, I'll NEVER KNOW.)

One thing in high school that I've always laughed about is how a number of people thought I was a lesbian. This rose from the fact that I refused to date any of those dumb asses (tossers, as Ence would call them) my hometown offered as 'men'. Losers, every last one of them, and I am so glad I waited until after high school to get involved with anyone.

So, let's hear it. What rumors can we spread?

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Originally Posted by Fresh Frank

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Sprout, I heard you had a small penis.
Temari told me. Shhh.

I wouldn't know. He wishes I at least had evidence to say that. But I dont.

Oh yeah, that whole rumor about me and Sprout...? That never happened. (Or will.)

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Wait, I heard that from Fresh Frank too!

*ponders the meaning behind this*

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So this rumor just came up that I have a big Vagina... I dont know WHERE people get these things.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?