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I'm a big fan of keeping/collecting my fortunes... most have been stored in the scrap book that I started making last summer and just never finished.
There are some that I really like reading and at least trying to use... "Happiness begins with facing life with a smile and wink." (Wait, I'm flirting with life?) "Your dreams are never silly, depend on them to guide you." "Nothing in the world is accomplished without passion." "If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?" Then there are the funny/baffling ones: "Your luck has been completely changed today." (Wait... what if I've been having good luck? Fuck.) But my all-time favorte fortune is really my favorite because it works so amazingly well with the 'in bed' game: "You have unlimited power and stamina"... in bed! ='D Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() |