Kingdom of Loathing

I know a few people here play KoL...

I figured this could be a place where we could put stuff up for trade, talk generally about the game, and help eachother out.

I'm only a lvl 5 Disco Bandit right now, and I have a lvl 5 Seal Clubber as a farm character. My set right now is pretty bad, I have:

Character - Shultzpie
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Hot Ninja Pants
*Crown thing*(forget the name, and the system is down for matinence)
Cloaca-Cola Shield
Can of Maces
Shiny Ring
12-poung Mosquito

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That's about it right now, I need to play more, and work out some stuff. If anyone here has any supplies that I could use at my lvl, I'd appreciate it greatly, and maybe even pay you back if I could.

Hope to hear from other KoL players...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, it's an MMORPG, it's really crazy, it's like stick figures, and utter rediculousness. Everything is spelled wrong, the items are crazy, oh and to update my set(this might give you and idea)

Crown of the Goblin King
Homo-Erotic Frat Paddle
Soggy Wofl Shirt
Cloaca-Cola Shield
Hot Ninja Pants
Shiny Ring
Pine Air Freshener
Dead Guy's Watch

The game is awesome, hilarious, and at LEAST worth checking out just for kicks. The site is here for anyone who wants to check it out...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Monkey King

They seem like they're trying a little too hard. Push the satire envelope too hard and it stops being funny, much like MAD Magazine tends to be guilty of.

They might be trying too hard, but they really have to in a game like this. It's either all or none. If they didn't, you'd have like, Bloody Clown Pants, Spooky Boxer Shorts, then like Plate Mail Armor... So it really has to be like it is in this game.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You could just go BUY one from the flea market, only 5000 meat, easy enough...

Anyways, anyone here have the hat for the Hot and Cold Running Ninja Outfit? I have the Icy Hot Katana and the Hot Ninja Pants, just need the hat, don't even know what it's called, sure it's good though...?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Updating my set...

Crown of the Goblin King
Icy-Hot Katana
Hot Ninja Pants
Cloaca-Cola Shield
Shiny Ring
Pine Air-freshener
Ye-Olde Gold Frontes

That's about it for now, still if anyone has the head piece for the ninja outfit, I'd appreciate it...

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Claliel

Man, who thinks of games like this anyway? It's really in-depth for a stick figure RPG.

I know eh? It must have taken some serious drugs and WAY too much time to come up with the kind of stuff that's in this game. Everything is comedic, nothing is standard, from the linoleum swords to the Deep Fat Friars, it's all geared to be weird!

The one thing I've never been able to do so far is maintain two characters at once, it just gets too repetative then, and I completely stopped caring about one of my characters...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?