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Pietak · Local time: Nov 5, 2006, 07:53 PM

God, because it's so beautiful... That's why... That's why...

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Pietak · Local time: Nov 5, 2006, 10:54 PM

"What?!? WHAT?!?! I thought this was America! I thought this was 'MERICA!! Oh oh I see officer! So I'm disturbing the peace?! WHATEVER! WHATEVER!"

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Pietak · 10:15 PM

Spatty, that was an awful attempt... Sacha would do some shit like running naked with a fat man... Oh wait.

Yeah so, incase you guys didn't notice that I wasn't serious. I'm not serious. And to clarify, that mp3 took about one minute to make. [yesi'mthatfuckingawesomebowdowntome]

Double Post:
Oh yeah, and relating back to the discussion of PS3. Why is every ad put out by Sony in the US and Canada creepy as hell?
I don't like babies. They have nothing to do with the next generation of gaming.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Pietak · Local time: Nov 7, 2006, 10:48 PM

The best fucking part is when the baby bursts right through the window. That had me on the floor laughing.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Pietak · Local time: Nov 12, 2006, 10:47 PM

As Friday comes closer, the more I dread the date. I was unable to pre-order the damned PS3, and lines of nerds will be packed at the local Circuit Cities and Best Buys, hampering my chances of getting one. Yes, people are actually going to be blowing obscene proportions of money for PS3's online, as they already are; and you guys are going to post pictures of unboxing it. God Damnit.

On a lighter note, I visited a few stores this weekend and no one had a single kiosk set up. Kind of dissapointing really, I was hoping to check out resistance, and see what the Wii's control scheme will be all about.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Pietak · Local time: Nov 12, 2006, 11:49 PM

This is going to be such a trainwreck with Sony. Honestly, all 500,000 units will sell out the day of launch. I cannot forsee any other possibility. And this will only mean that it will be worse than the PS2 launch. Seriously, I think I got my PS2 after calling all my local stores maybe 4 months after launch.

How ya doing, buddy?

Pietak · Local time: Nov 13, 2006, 04:39 PM

Gotta find out if they're going to sell them at midnight, or when stores open over here...

Damnit, I don't want to camp in line like a failure...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Pietak · Local time: Nov 15, 2006, 12:38 AM

Christ, I feel like royally fucking these lifeless asshats over. I don't want to stand my ass in front of a store in freezing weather, and have these morons be first in line. It's time to do something drastic...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Pietak · Local time: Nov 16, 2006, 12:52 AM

Yeah, something was mentioned about that on the news, but I was too busy talking with my friends about how I'm going to park my ass in line tomorrow to make millions of dollars in profits.

How ya doing, buddy?

Pietak · Local time: Nov 16, 2006, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by Spatula

Have a nice fright.

I do have night classes today, but I do have a break before then, so there is a Best Buy and EB close by, I'll see if there are line ups there as well :shurgs:.

How many units are Best Buys supposed to have anyways? 8 per store? Not much of a line up then, unless they're going crazy for the games.

Nope, minimum of 20 $599 versions, and 6 $499 versions. Looking pretty promising. I'm off to go wait in line tomorrow, fuck this tent sleeping.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Pietak · Local time: Nov 16, 2006, 11:57 PM

100k. That'd be fantastic.

My plans for global dominat- erm, I mean getting a PS3 tomorrow morning have diminished. There are already 40 people in line at Circuit City und Best Buy. The only thing that will bring me hapiness now is a surplus of PS3's arriving within the next few weeks, rendering the online auction inflation useless; but that will never happen.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Pietak · Local time: Nov 17, 2006, 01:33 AM

OH MAN! The Gamespot live coverage is halarious!

"AIGHT! So, this is the most important information tonight. If you got a green or yellow wristband, you go to my left, and.... Hold on, gimme some of that [grabs tray of samples of food], ya'll know this shit is free, so I'll have me some-"

I was speaking idiomatically.

Pietak · Local time: Nov 20, 2006, 12:23 AM

Well, there was Timesplitters... That was very close to launch, but I don't think it was a launch title. Other than that, the PS2 launch titles were quite abysmal.

How ya doing, buddy?