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Originally Posted by Shin
I wish that my credit card hadn't maxed out yesterday (£5,000 in debt lol).
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Wish granted. Your credit card is reduced to reflect a debt of £4,999. You are unable to pay off the debt--debt collection agencies come after you. After the collection agencies have their way with your possessions, you are packaged in a cardboard box and shipped to Luxembourg.
From stress, you begin to develop mysterious pustules on your skin. The pustules evnetually turn out to be a rare parasitic infection caused by a type of cicada; cicadas pop out of your skin daily.
I wish I had a goldfish.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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