Apr 7, 2008, 07:23 PM
Local time: Apr 7, 2008, 07:23 PM
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I think we all need to go watch The 40-Year Old Virgin again, and then I scream...
A-HEM
Pussy on the pedestal.
Remember this: pretty girls are pretty girls. They're still flesh and blood and human. If you shoot them then they bleed. Stop treating them like they're some crazy untouchable breed of human and they might, you know, want to know you better, too. If you talk to them, nine times out of ten, they will talk back.
As for the last one tenth that don't want to talk...it ain't over yet. Assuming the ratio of humans is split between bother genders equally, you still have three billion to get through before you are allowed to lose all hope.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
It turns out that today is opposite day, so all of what you have said is true, so you should probably just go.
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Sceptre X