[Multiplatform] SONIC UNLEASHED - FURFAG FANSERVICE

You people knew it would only be a matter of time before I came here. XD When I first saw the video on another website, I thought it was fake and paid it no attention. Now that it seems to be legit...this could be a very interesting game. Sonic seems to have a bit more of a cartoony look to him, which isn't a bad thing. The background visuals are gorgeous, but it still leaves me to wonder what system(s) this will end up being on.

I guess we'll find out more at E3...or whatever the hell they're calling it now.

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They just need to have the right amount of characters involved in this...not too many (Sonic Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog) but not too little (Secret Rings). Also, if you're going to make others beside Sonic playable just mark it down to about 2 or 3 other playable characters for possibly co-op or something like that.

I'm really worried about how the music and the story will turn out because I haven't heard enough of it yet. I really hope they don't use those Zebrahead guys or the band that played in Secret Rings.

Also, hell yeah I'm up for seeing some Mecha Sonic...Stardust Speedway has been one of my favorite levels and I haven't gotten any challenges like that since Sonic Adventure 2.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Yeah, because you know what makes a good Sonic game? Storyline. The deep engaging storyline of Sonic 1, 2, 3. Brilliant stories.

What makes a good sonic game? Make it fast. Make it sides scrolling, put Sonic and Tails in it, and let it go.

Storyline in a Sonic game? Jerk off on the series a little more, why don't you? How about we worry less about why Sonic is chasing down rings and make a game that doesn't blow for a change.

Alright, before this gets out of hand let me just state the obvious to you. I'm a fanboy, you won't be able to get through to me, and I fear you. Happy?

You and I have differing opinions on what is to be believed as a good Sonic game. I loved the Genesis games (maybe not so much love for 3D Blast), but I have also enjoyed the games for Dreamcast, Sonic Heroes, and Sonic 2006. You just liked only the Genesis games (at least, that's all you implied in your previous post).

I believe Sonic should have storylines that don't suck (Sonic 360...good storyline until the end, Secret Rings just plain sucked), you think it should just be simple.

There's probably a lot more that could be said, but I'll leave it at that for now.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Why would I be ashamed of being a fan of something I like? I'm a fanboy of Mario, Zelda, Metal Gear, and Chrono Trigger too. Should I be ashamed of being a fanboy of those as well?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So you're saying I'm a fan instead of a fanboy? From what you're saying, fanboys like everything but I've clearly stated that I don't like every Sonic game that's out.

Originally Posted by Tails

That being said, I hereby declare you a robot.

Cool, do I get laser eyes?!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

No, because you're clearly into the worst aspects of the game culture. You're a fanboy. And you're doing a bang up job of it, too.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

You obsess, you overlook clear flaws, you back games despite their obviously being atrocious

Even I have my limits of what I can play and what I can't stand. Sonic Heroes sucks? It may not have been as good as the Adventure series, but it was decent and it had some great music.

You want a bad game? Go play Shadow the Hedgehog.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

This has gotten off topic...you want to call a truce or are you having too much fun? XD

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I don't know what possessed me to do this, but:

Spoiler:

Final Smash:

LANDMASTERRR!

Should we go ahead and make the assumption that SonicWulf will cause a drop in speed?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Sin Ansem

Apparently gamestop already has this on their reserve lists, which is a bigger Red flag than this wereSonic crap. Only a year and a half development max. ;_;

Wait a damn minute...how did Gamestop get a hold of the info that this game was going to be for 4 different systems: PS3, 360, Wii, AND PS2?

I'm curious to see if this is true and how this is going to play out.

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I'm a bit surprised that the game has been under development for that long. Now that it has been confirmed for all four systems mentioned (PS2, PS3, Wii, 360), you have to wonder if there will be any difference between all of them besides the graphics.

I learned my lesson with Shadow, not buying this for PS2.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Sin Ansem

- A one page interview with the games Lead Designer, Yoshihisa Hashimoto. Describes the game as no relation to Secret Rings

Originally Posted by Sin Ansem

"more in common to Sonic Adventure titles".

Fuck yes! I still want to see how the game plays out firsthand, but this is starting to sound pretty good. Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 were awesome (minus the fishing levels in 1) so hopefully this will follow suit.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I can't remember a time when Nintendo Power had the word "damn" in it before this article. Well, I stopped subscribing to Nintendo Power back when the N64 was around so maybe it's happened plenty of times after that.

By the way Sin, those screens are pretty good. Since they said it originally started off planning to create Sonic Adventure 3, then this can't be bad.

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The video looks pretty good, but the gameplay seems to be heading where the player doesn't really control Sonic. I know in Sonic 06 where you had the hi speed parts, the controls were the same way and they look to be the same in the 3D parts of Unleashed minus the "hit the correct button" parts.

However, if the game controls are like that of Sonic Rush/Sonic Rivals then it shouldn't be as bad.

How ya doing, buddy?

This is the only part that made me cringe:

Quote:

lane switching from Sonic And The Secret Rings

However, I'm willing to overlook that and give this game a chance...unlike the rest of you who are already saying "OMG, teh suxorz!!" without even playing the game yet.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The Were-Sonic gameplay looks like the hack and slash we're used to seeing from God of War or Dynasty Warriors. I should be able to get used to that. Unlike others who will probably start bitching about, "OMG, Sega! Why can't you have Sonic remain fast all the time?! Why did you have to make the Were-Sonic gameplay slow?!"

By the way, that song...no. Just no.

FELIPE NO

Well now I've got a better idea of how the Werehog parts play out. It's looking like a cross of Jak II and Dynasty Warriors. I've never really been big on Dynasty Warriors gameplay, but here you don't have nearly as many enemies to deal with.

Good stuff, too bad they didn't get to the boss areas. Ah well, it gives me something to look forward to. Anyone else notice how that Sega guy was avoiding answering some of those questions and the Gamespot guy always responded, "That's a total yes!" Heh, classic.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Suddenly November seems very far away. To go along with that trailer, which by the way had some interesting music, is an interview with Sonic Team director Yoshihisa Hashimoto about the game.

Q&A: Sonic Team on Sonic Unleashed

Here's something taken from the article:

Quote:

YH: This time we focused on Sonic gameplay; 99 percent of the action is played as Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic the Werehog. In the story, Tails makes his appearance, and users can play a shooting game controlling his aircraft, the "Tornado."

Oh man, that sounds like the Tornado levels from Sonic Adventure. We may have ourselves a winner.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Is he supposed to be the tutorial guide like Omochao? Look, who cares if that kid is in the game or not? If he's not a playable character, then there shouldn't be a problem right?

Wait...what was that about a flying dog? I thought that was an enemy from Sonic Adventure 2.

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The impression I got is that one kid being in the game was going to ruin it, just like the announcement of Wolf Sonic caused everyone to go "WTF" or when Marine the Raccoon was announced for Sonic Rush Adventure and everyone groaned in agony because it was thought she was going to be a playable character.

I have high hopes for this game, sorry if it seemed I got carried away.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Tritoch

Since you had to mention her as an example, Marine the Raccoon really did ruin Sonic Rush Adventure. I've beaten the game and enjoyed it thoroughly, but I wanted to kill her every time she opened her mouth. That 20 minute intro consisting mostly of her talking in a bad Aussie accent put me off from the game for several months. Any groaning in agony was well deserved there.

Well I could tolerate Marine's role in the game, but that's about it. I see your point, I think I recall someone having the same problem with Kid and Chrono Cross.

Originally Posted by OmagnusPrime

How about you don't apologise and then diss my post at the same time. If you see where I was coming from, enough to apologise for getting carried away, then to diss my post because I pointed it out is fucking cheap and, frankly, a little pathetic.

I dissed your post because I immediately thought you were the one who dissed me, but it turns out that wasn't the case. 5 minutes later, I made that post with the apology. However, I realize I screwed up and I'll try to watch that from now on. My bad.

Originally Posted by Sin Ansem

That being said, I'm not sure what to make of this, Sega is always adding crap in to make shit look cool to the youngsters since 1991. But I lost hype for this game when the wolfhog looked more interesting to play than the normal BS. That's not a good sign guys sorry.

The wolfhog parts are going to take some time for me to get used to. I'm not into the Dynasty Warriors type of gameplay (even though DW has about a thousand or ten thousand more enemies on the screen than this game showed), but the platforming looks pretty cool and I'm looking forward to playing that.

How ya doing, buddy?

Huh...that new character looks like Shippo from Inuyasha. Also, I never noticed this in the gameplay but the bottom of Sonic's shoes have spikes when he's in werehog form.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I preordered the 360 version as well so I won't be getting my copy until Friday. That part about people not liking the werehog doesn't surprise me because it probably slows down the gameplay.

Anyone know why the PS3 version was delayed until December?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Got the game today for the 360 looks freaking beautiful and the cutscenes are damn good. The story is okay so far and the gameplay isn't bad. The werehog levels are a bit long though, I feel they could've shortened them down a bit.

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I was surprised to read in an ad today that Unleashed for the Wii was compatible with the Wii Balance Board, probably to replace the Left and Right Bumpers in the 3D sections of the day stages.

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Apparently you can collect/buy souvenirs in the game and one of them is a chili dog which is marked as "Sonic's favorite food."

Jam it back in, in the dark.