[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

So Jeff Jarrett is a hypocrite, and that's not surprising with Kevin Nash since you've got HBK and HHH there as well. I wonder if Scott Hall made an appearance.

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My thoughts on Wrestlemania 24:

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Is it just me or was this Money in the Bank the most boring thus far? Jeff Hardy was out due to suspension, and then about halfway into the match Shelton Benjamin got taken out as well. However, I was a bit surprised that CM Punk ended up winning it. Since I doubt they'll take the ECW title off of Kane (which is awesome, it's about time he got some gold again), Punk will go after Orton...I guarantee it.

Oh man, I feel really bad that I called how HBK was gonna win. I damn near shed a tear after watching Flair walk away.

Thank you Orton for making sure Cena did not walk away with the title! Not only that, but you even pinned him! XD

Taker, 16-0...awesome match. At least the 2nd half of the show was more interesting this time.

One thing pisses me off though, and that was match placement. How in the hell did the HBK/Flair match ended up earlier in the night? Big Show/Mayfaker ended up being after the WWE Triple Threat match...and damn it, it was predicted again after that stipulation. If Big Show had won, it would've been great.

Edit: Holy shit, look who's back!!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Whoa...

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Despite the truthful and hilarious "You can't wrestle" chants coming from the crowd, the Great Khali and the Big Show is something that I want to see.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Well said Slash, but unfortunately this will also lead to another buildup story. It's obvious Batista is gonna go after HBK.

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Good lord, Val Venis comes back to Raw for 5-10 minutes of ownage by Umanga. Val deserves to be taken more seriously.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Slash

Just wanted to put this holy shit message out. But during RAW during the opening I saw on the LCD thingy that it said KOR Next Monday. a.k.a King of the Ring is coming back!

Yeah, I noticed that too! However, I recall that it used to be on in June instead of April but it would still be nice to see that ppv back.

Too bad it won't be a ppv and just be whatever they did with Booker T when he became King Booka.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I miss the qualifying matches. I also remember when the King of the Ring first started out as a ppv that it started out with the quarterfinals, then it went to the semifinals, and then the finals.

Then it went down to starting at the semifinals and then the finals. Why in the world would you shorten the tournament? All you need in the King of the Ring ppv is 8 people in a tournament with title matches in-between rounds.

Slash, I was disappointed about it too.

FELIPE NO

Sucks that Styles is gone, but Adamle is now the lead voice of ECW? That's not a bad thing actually.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

And if you made the title change, who would you give the title to?

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Originally Posted by mortis

Sonic raises a good point. Orton is good with the title. No reason to take it off him. Taker seems to be doing well so far with the title as well. And Kane having a title is something fresh. Also, there aren't too many contenders that haven't already been knocked off within the past year (Edge, Kennedy, Hardy, Punk, Triple H, Cena, etc).

Actually, that point wasn't my intention but I'll take credit for it anyway. XD I just wanted to see who you guys would put the title on. If anyone said Cena, well then...YOU'RE...FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!!

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Originally Posted by Slash

I would, just for the hell of it, put it on Val Venis...that would be SO unexpected and the fans would definitely get behind him

No freakin way...I had the same idea also but I didn't expect anyone else to be for it. Val with the title would be great.

"Hello...LADIES. The Big Valbowski has gotten a lot warmer with the new...equipment...ha ha ha."

WWE would get a lot more interesting if that happened.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Damn, I've been trying to avoid watching campaign related stuff on TV but it seems Raw tonight will have appearances of Obama, Hillary, and John McCain. If it's another boring mock like last year's Trump and Rosie, I won't know what to think. 10 bucks says there's an "Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" chant.

Main reason I'm watching tonight is because of King of the Ring. Hopefully the winner will be either good or unpredictable.

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Well...let's see who we could get to play the mocks tonight:

Hillary:

Obama:

McCain:

- Suggestion from mortis.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well so much for HHH, Orton, Edge, and JBL being in the tournament, they're involved in the main event.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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Holy crap, this has been a pretty good hour of Raw thus far. I was hoping for a moment that the SvR2008 clip of the custom made Obama and Hillary would have been the match, but sadly they said it would be a LIVE match. Damn, I'm dreading seeing that.

King of the Ring was pretty entertaining until that damn Regal/Hornswoggle match, because I wanted to see Hornswoggle win it all. XD Ah well, if Finlay somehow wins it...we'll get Prince Hornswoggle.

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My God...there's no freakin way. I think I'm gonna be sick. Their lines are scripted too...ugh.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

McCain's lines...he ruined so many sayings. Hulk Hogan, The Rock, HHH, and even Stone Cold. Thank God that's over...aside from that mock match tonight. *shakes head*

Whoever wrote this shit needs to be fired, tossed onto the street, tar and feathered.

*bashes head on keyboard* For the love of God, someone make it stop. Forget what I said above, that's a light punishment.

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Crowd should start chanting "BOR-ING! BOR-ING!" I hope dagget's claim comes true...please someone interrupt this horrible mockery.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Whoa, Regal won the tournament and on top of that he got Punk to tap out. I'm very impressed, I didn't expect him to do it...however, before he faced CM Punk he beat Hornswoggle and a gimped Finlay so maybe it's not as big of a surprise after all.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well since Backlash is almost upon us (tomorrow actually), it's time to make some predictions:

12-Diva Tag Team Match: Mickie, Ashley, Michelle, Maria, Cherry, Kelly Kelly / Glamazon, Melina, Jillian, Layla, Victoria, Natalya -

Wow, a big diva tag team match without a stipulation like lingerie or bikinis? Well, I'll probably be wrong on this one but hey, I'm not too excited about this match anyway.

Winner: Glamazon's team after Glamazon pins Mickie.


Batista vs. Shawn Michaels - Now I hope Flair wouldn't show up to make things go crazy here, but that aside this should be a pretty good match.

Winner: HBK by pinfall after some Sweet Chin Music.


ECW Champion Kane vs. Chavo Guerrero - This'll last longer than Wrestlemania, but in the end the result will be the same even with Chavo's new buddy.

Winner and still ECW Champion: Kane by pinfall after chokeslamming Chavo to hell.


WWE Championship Fatal Four Way Elimination Match: HHH/Orton/JBL/Cena - Now most of the time, the title has not changed hands after Wrestlemania. The most recent one I can think of is where HHH became champ in 2002 and Hogan won it on the next PPV. Anyway, the fact that this is an elimination match makes it better and that's how I've always believed a fatal four way should be. I could care less who wins here, as long as it isn't that damn John Cena.

Winner and still champion: Orton by pinfall after an RKO out of nowhere.


United States Champion MVP vs. Matt Hardy - I don't pay much attention to Smackdown, but you guys say that this has been building up for a VERY long time now? I know how this will turn out.

Winner and new champion: Matt Hardy by pinfall after a twist of fate.


Big Show vs. The Great Khali - This is another match I'm looking forward to, the clash of the giants. I'm hoping this will last longer than just one ppv.

Winner: Big Show by DQ.


World Heavyweight Champion Undertaker vs. Edge - Again, I don't think the title will change hands here after Wrestlemania but that doesn't mean the Undertaker can't lose here. Ah, who am I kidding...Edge will try to take a shortcut here and get caught resulting in him and his gang teaming up on Taker at the end.

Winner: Undertaker by DQ.

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Originally Posted by Slash

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A Picture is worth 1000 words...

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Now All I can hope for is there be a custom belt for HHH.

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YES YES, FUCK YES! HHH is the champ and hell yes for a hopeful custom belt as I'm getting tired of that WWE DJ one. Now hopefully this will lead to an Orton and Cena feud since that's twice this year that Orton has punted Cena's head. This would leave HHH against JBL? Hey, at least it's not Cena. Keep Cena out of the title picture, he's had enough chances.

However, this could also lead to three constant weeks of Raw where HHH defends the title against JBL the first week, Cena the second week, and then Orton on the third week.

Let the era of the King of Kings begin. I hope he doesn't go to Smackdown though, but that might lead to the Undertaker coming to Raw which isn't a bad thing either.

If they start the draft lottery again, I only have one wish...put Cena's ass on Smackdown or ECW! Get him the fuck off of Raw!

I was speaking idiomatically.

By the way, it seems they're having Foley at the Smackdown announcer team with Michael Cole...so where does that leave Coach? Are they going to have three announcers (because we all know how that worked out last time) or is Coach just out? Now that's a man I wouldn't fire.

Any of you guys have some idea as to who you'd fire and why, or maybe you'd rather give everyone a fair chance to show what they can do?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well if Orton still had the title, then I'd think Punk would go for the WWE title on Raw. Now that HHH has it, I'm not so sure that's going to happen now.

As for the whole reporters doing recaps on events and PPVs, hey I'm all for that but there's only one man who truly deserves that job: Todd Pettengill (sp?). I don't know whatever happened to him, but he did some great work.

FELIPE NO

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You know, I'm starting to think that WWE has been leading us on all along on Adamle. Man oh man, is Adamle the next Coach?

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It's about that Rowdy, Rowdy. Yeah! Yeah! WWE, never freakin fire Cryme Time ever again.

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