[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Originally Posted by El Ray Fernando

Even with Jericho, Orton, Trips etc.. you don't get good or a bad reaction, theres no sense of atmosphere or noise as of late.

A good sign that they should've kept DX around. Also, who's the greatest wrestler in Raw's history? Well, obviously it is a McMahon...it could be Hornswaggle! XD

If they were serious about this, it would be Stone Cold.

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Ouch...that guy's neck is gonna be jarred for a long time.

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Oh shit...yeah, that visual is really decisive proof that Jericho shouldn't do the Lionsault for a while. However, he did try to go for the Lion Tamer Monday Night didn't he?

How ya doing, buddy?

This has been one of the best Raw shows I've seen. It keeps getting better with this battle royal that's about to happen.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Raw of the year confirmed. If any of you missed it tonight, I highly recommend you get a copy of it whenever you get a chance. 3 hours, and all of it was actually entertaining.

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My predictions:

Jericho/Orton - Jericho wins the title by usage of the codebreaker after countering the RKO.

Batista/Edge/Undertaker - Batista retains the strap by DQ.

Trips/Hardy - Trips wins by pinfall and goes on to face Jericho at the Rumble for the title.

Punk/Kane Vs Big Daddy V/Mark Henry - Yeah, no chance in hell Punk/Kane is gonna win this one. BDV/Henry by pinfall.

Michaels/Kennedy - HBK will nail the sweet chin music on Kennedy and win by pinfall.

Finley/Khali - Khali wins by DQ, Finley will pull out the shalelee (sp?) and start whipping Khali's ass with it leading to a no DQ match between the two at Royal Rumble.

MVP/Mysterio - MVP wins by pinfall, Mysterio has lost his spark.

Phoenix/James - Beth Phoenix is still dominating, wins by pinfall.

Originally Posted by mortis

Oh, and just a guess of a future 'bonus' match.

Holly/Rhodes Vs Cade/Murdoch - Holly/Rhodes retain via pinfall.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Spoiler:

I was kind of surprised myself about the whole Hardy vs. HHH match, but damn that and HBK vs. Kennedy were the best matches of the night. Hardy's getting a hell of a push, but I doubt they'll give him the title. They're probably saving Orton's title loss to whomever faces him at Mania.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Spoiler:

McMahon will end up faking his own death, again. I will say this, I'm at least enjoying Raw every week. Reason? I don't have to hear this crap every week:

"The CHAMP...IS...HERE!!"
"Your time is up, my time is now! You can't see me..." Ugh...

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One of my most hated factions as well, when they converted Val and the Godfather.

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A Santa with his arm in a sling...I think we all know who showed up this year.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

WWE, if you're reading all of this I suggest you look no further than right here for talented writers...because the stuff I see people come up with here are interesting. Keyword: INTERESTING. Storylines + Interesting = Money.

As for No Way Out:

Spoiler:

Fucking A, Randy Orton is going to Wrestlemania with the belt! Cena didn't win and that's brilliant! I wouldn't mind if it was going to be Triple H or Hardy and I would've settled for either, but Triple H is a good choice. It doesn't matter, as long as Cena isn't in the main event...and so help me if mortis' prediction comes true, I am going to be very pissed off. Cena in the main event? Fuck that. While we're on the subject, keep Cena the fuck away from MITB. You know what'll happen? He'll take the case and use it on that night and win the belt.

Anyone see the shirt Cena is wearing? Damn it, he's ruining pixelation!!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Heh, I wanna play the prediction game too! It will probably be 8-man since they're getting ECW involved so here are my predictions - 1.

Spoiler:

Jeff Hardy (already in, and that's good because he always amazes the hell out of me in these matches)
Shelton Benjamin
Shawn Michaels
Chris Jericho
JBL
Mysterio
Mr. Kennedy
Hornswaggle

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Finlay better whip some ass next week...Hornswoggle just needed to deliver a low blow to McMahon and get out of there.

Oh, and to the new main event...fuck, it came true. Dammit, mortis.

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From tonight's Raw

Spoiler:

So HBK is not going to be in Money in the Bank, but damn...that's gonna be a tough one. Ric Flair vs. HBK at Wrestlemania.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by dagget

Also looks like the plan with Kennedy being mr. Mcmahon's son is starting to come back to light.

And thus, the humor goes bye bye and possibly Hornswoggle's spotlight. He should be in MITB though. XD

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm guessing the last one was where Sycho Sid beat Bret Hart after that Final Four PPV?

No, maybe it was when Stone Cold beat Kane for it after King of the Ring 98.

Wait, no I take that back. I remember when Mankind did it against the Rock after threatening to totally destroy Shane McMahon in the ring and Vince approved of it out of desperation. Mankind then won it later that night on Raw.

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Originally Posted by dagget

Ok let me rephrase, one that's not as a result of disciplinary action.

I think we already covered that one, mortis. XD Also, once Hornswoggle goes it'll be a damn shame because he is a very liked character in the WWE. So was Cryme Time, damn it.

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Okay, it's clear that this Mayweather fellow cannot talk worth shit. Donald Trump put on a better show last year than this guy.

Mike Adamle needs more air time, but that would require the WWE to be smart.

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Originally Posted by Slash

Another interesting thought from RAW

Spoiler:

I thought it was interesting the crowd was booing Hardy after the twist of fate on Jericho

Spoiler:

It's because his new theme music sucks, he should've kept the old one.

Originally Posted by dagget

(Also when they said MMA fight, I soooo expected to hear Shamrock's or even Lesnar's theme)

Yeah, I was expecting that to happen too but I couldn't imagine Shamrock losing to the Big Show.

What was Mayweather getting again to be at Wrestlemania? 20 million? That's just overkill.

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Maybe the Rock will screw Cena out of the title at Wrestlemania 24? Actually, here's something better...Rock becomes a surprise entrant in the MITB ladder match, wins it, cashes in later that night and wins the title.

Please, anybody but freakin Cena as the champion. I'd hate to wake up March 31st, go to WWE.com and find out that Cena had the title again.

How ya doing, buddy?

I didn't even realize the Cruiserweight title was still around. That sucks though, because that was a huge thing in WCW. It could've worked, you just needed to have the champ defend it on all three brands.

Screw Mayweather. The Big Show tossing him from the ring was the best thing that could've happened. Although it probably won't happen, I'd like to see Mayweather get his ass kicked at Wrestlemania because so far he has shown nothing but horrible mic skills and...well, that's it actually.

Example: "I broke your nose, at Wrestlemania...I'm gonna break your jaw!"
Damn, that's just as bad as "THE CHAMP...IS...HERE!!!"

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Well, I hope Hardy can get back up to where he was after this. I mean, if a guy who shitted in a Diva's bag and messes up a hotel room can become the WWE Champion then why can't Hardy get back to where he was. I guess shitting and destroying may not be as serious as using marijuana or other drugs, but that's just my view.

Since Wrestlemania is this Sunday, it's prediction time isn't it?

BunnyMania Lumberjack Match: Candice & Maria/The Glamazon & Melina - I think the formula is this...the playboy people who get a push usually lose at Wrestlemania. It happened with Christy Hemme at least. Glamazon will pin Maria thanks to interference by Marella.
Winners: Glamazon & Melina

Belfast Brawl: Finlay/JBL - Hands down, Finlay will kick JBL's ass but somehow JBL will steal it.
Winner: JBL

24-Man Battle Royal: Winner faces ECW Champion - Seeing as how ECW isn't something I watch very much, the person I pick will also be the next ECW Champion.
Winner: Kane

Batista/Umanga - Pinfall, Batista.
Winner: Batista.

Money in the Bank Ladder Match - As much as I'd like to see Shelton or Y2J win it, it's obvious that we'll have the first person to win this two years in a row.
Winner: Kennedy

Ric Flair/HBK - Yeah, I think this is it. No Submissions here, but it'll be by a pinfall. HBK wins after delivering three Super Kicks. Damn, this is gonna be a sad day.
Winner: HBK

Big Show/Mayfeather - I'm going to predict the wrong thing on purpose because we all know what will happen. Here's the scenario that I'd like to see but won't happen: Big Show destroys Mayfaker and wins by pinfall.
Winner: Big Show

Edge/Undertaker - You do not, I repeat, you DO NOT end the Undertaker's Wrestlemania Streak...EVER. Not to HHH, HBK, Austin, The Rock, not even to Hogan or Flair. That said, Edge doesn't deserve to be the man who ended it. This will in by disqualification and the title won't change hands.
Winner: Undertaker via DQ

Cena/Orton/HHH - I swear if Cena wins this, I am going to be annoyed every Monday night by hearing that same stupid line..."THE CHAMP...IS...HERE!!" Fuck off Cena. I think it's safe to say that one that will be pinned is Orton because that's how it usually works...the champion is the one who is pinned or submits in these Triple Threat matches. As for who will pin him, it's HHH. Please...PLEASE don't let Cena win it, he made the Royal Rumble VERY disappointing.
Winner and new WWE champion: HHH

I was speaking idiomatically.

Slash, I will prop that because I hadn't even considered that happening and because it caused me to chuckle a little. It would make a lot of sense if it did happen though. As long as it isn't freakin Cena, I'll be happy.

Even if he does win it though, where would the leave the other guys at?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Brilliant plan, but unfortunately it won't happen.

By the way, they just announced that the match at Wrestlemania is Ashley&Maria instead of Candice&Maria, even though it still says Candice on their website. Did something happen to her?

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Originally Posted by mortis

So much for the DQ ending for Mayweather/Show:

The rules for the Floyd Mayweather vs. Big Show match at WrestleMania 24 this Sunday have been announced. The match has no rules and can end in a pin, submission or knockout.

I guess it will be a no-contest?

Originally Posted by mortis

The match has no rules and can end in a pin, submission or knockout.

Originally Posted by mortis

knockout.

Proof now that Mayfaker will win, which is a damn shame because I'd bet there would be a bigger reaction if the Big Show won.

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