[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Good lord, the entire WWE roster is dropping like flies.

Mortis:

Spoiler:

I love how it's worded: At an ECW television taping in Cincinnati, CM Punk defeated John Morrison to become ECW Champion. Watch ECW on Sci Fi this Tuesday (10/9 CT) to see this title match.

Alright, not bad that he won at a house show but the tournament would've been more entertaining to see. Can't complain though since it's been a long time since the title has changed hands via house show. Last time I remember was when Diesel beat Bob Backlund for the title in 8 seconds.

By the way, still on WWE's main page.

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Jeff Hardy will challenge Umaga for the Intercontinental Championship to kick off Raw on Monday night.

Damn it, somehow I get the feeling they'll just give Jeff the gold. I have no problem with Hardy having the IC title, but I'd rather they have a tournament or at least a 4-way/6-way ladder match. They have the chance to make something exciting and they're gonna blow it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Sonic those title changes were necessary and isn't part of any storyline. After all both of the former champions are suspended.

I knew they were necessary and that both champions were suspended, I'm just saying that I think there were better ways to go about doing it.

Originally Posted by dagget

Unless it's been changed, I don't think Orton is being suspended. Which will probably piss alot of people off. This would be his third infraction (that we know of...)because I read somewhere that an Orton vs Cena match was still being held at a house show.

I don't want to believe that. I don't care how far along a storyline they are between Cena and Orton, if they're suspending champions then there's no reason they shouldn't suspend Orton.

Originally Posted by mortis

One worthy bit of discussion people were talking about is what if Cena's name showed up on a list down the road a bit. Given all the time, money, publicity, etc Cena has had, could you see how this would affect the WWE?

If Cena's name is on there, then that'll be a tough spot for WWE because then they'll have to think about suspending their most prized controversial champion. However, if what dagget says holds true for Orton, then they probably wouldn't suspend Cena.

FELIPE NO

WWE is cracking under the pressure of this whole steroid thing and now they're screwing up all over the place. Cryme Time was starting to become my favorite tag team and then this happens. I'm starting to think these recent firings have something to do with the names being found from Signature Pharmacy because this is bullshit.

Like Manny said, Raw should be interesting this Monday.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Alright I was about to go, "WTF, isn't he suspended?" but since it was just proven that he wasn't the son then I'm alright with it. That last clue made me think...wouldn't it be hilarious if the Great Khali was McMahon's son?

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It could also be a certain former ECW champion, no clue what happened to him I'm assuming he's injured at the moment.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I've been starting to watch ECW lately and I think the reason is the Boogeyman. He's pretty popular since his character is very original...I mean, what other superstar puts worms in his mouth and smashes a clock over his head while his staff gives off that strange red cloud?

Plus he seems insane and that's a plus.

Slash: Yeah, I agree about the predictability and while some title changes did need to happen...the most important one hasn't.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well finally the bastard child will be revealed tonight. I'll laugh if it's Coach, but I guess it can't be since he's not really a WWE superstar.

Edit: Oh what the hell, I thought Santino was suspended. I can understand the delay on Orton but this guy?! Come on!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

OMG LOL!!! ROFL!!! LMAO!!!

Spoiler:

Hornshwaggle is the son! Holy shit!!!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Enter User Name

You've got to be kidding if you actually think that those reactions are real. Why would HHH laugh at that for real? It's not even funny.

I think some of us were laughing as hard as Triple H was. I mean, who would've thought that Hornswaggle was the bastard son of Vince McMahon? Look at it this way, anyone who reads this thread's spoilers knew weeks in advance that Kennedy was going to be the bastard son. Once he was suspended, no one had a clue and we could all watch Raw in suspense without knowing what might happen.

All in all, I'd call it a success.

Originally Posted by dagget

Because this isn't a filler or anything until Kennedy comes back. Noooo.

Like dagget said, they could probably say it was a hoax and bring Kennedy back as the son...then everyone can be happy that Kennedy is a main event guy. If he becomes a main event guy, then he sure as hell better take the title from Cena.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Well you were right..but wrong about the not being pinned.

Ehhhh, I got nothing but bad news(kinda). I'll let you all find out on your own lol.

Raw is going to get pretty interesting and so will Smackdown.

Is this about the results of the PPV or is this something else?

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Mortis, that had to be the most entertaining 5 minutes I've ever read. Get your ass hired as the main writer for WWE.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Slash

Spoiler:

Is HHH tweening or is he just...im fucking confused with the whole lets beat the hell out of London and Kendrick

Spoiler:

I know, that's something I expected out of Stone Cold not HHH. Ah well, he just doesn't care and he's having fun.

Anyone notice how Randy was cheered for RKOing Cena's father? Wow, now the crowd not only dislikes Cena but his family too.

What were they chanting at the end? I couldn't catch it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

For the love of God, please let tonight be the night!

Spoiler:

It's up to Coach whether or not Cena has to surrender the title! Do it! Strip him of the title!!

Oh, and LOL at Melina's nickname for Hornswaggle: Horny.

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Yeah I saw that last night and thought it was just some weird commercial. I didn't think it was a promo for WWE...and there was one thing that kept popping up that caught my interest: SAVE_US.222

Automatically I think February 22nd, but that just seems too far away. I hope we don't have to wait that long to find out what this message is.

Winter_Storm: I know, but wouldn't it have been awesome?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well it looks like the suspensions are over, everyone's making their return back to Raw tonight.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Apparently the message this week was Savior_Self.

Wow, I can't believe Val Venis made an appearance on there tonight. It's crazy to see that he was an IC champion in the late 90s and now he's...I dunno. He should get another push.

Also, once again everyone cheered the entire time Cena was getting his ass kicked.

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Taken from WWE.com:

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John Cena has suffered a complete tear of his right pectoral tendon and is heading into surgery, according to noted orthopedic surgeon Dr. James Andrews. Because of the seriousness of the injury, WWE officials will not allow Cena to compete this Sunday at No Mercy, and he will have no choice but to surrender the title.

Dr. Andrews said Cena could miss between six and eight months of action. Cena was injured during his match with Mr. Kennedy Monday night on Raw. According to WWE physician Dr. Ferdinand Rios, Cena's injury was more serious than initially thought.

"He has a complete tear of his pectoralus major muscle," Rios said. "Because he’s so big, [the tendon tear] is behind the muscle. It was hard to diagnose."

Rios said Cena will be hospitalized for a few days to learn the rehabilitation procedure he must undergo. His arm will be immobilized for a week and then therapists may allow him to start moving it so that the arm doesn't become stiff.

Rios said that Cena is so dedicated to WWE that he wouldn't be surprised to see him return sooner than later.

"I suspect that John might be able to come back sooner [than most people with this injury], as he’ll train vigorously," Rios said.

Before visiting Dr. Andrews, Cena had said last night, “No matter how serious the injury, one way or another I’ll be ready to compete on Sunday.”

But despite Cena’s vow, WWE officials will not allow him to compete at No Mercy. Therefore, he must surrender the WWE Championship.

WWE officials vow that there will be a WWE Championship Match this Sunday at No Mercy and a new WWE Champion will be crowned.

Stay with WWE.com for further updates on Cena’s condition and on No Mercy as they become available.

The current poll on WWE.com is: "Who would you like to see walk away from the WWE Championship Match at No Mercy as the new champ?"

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Brian Kendrick 0.52 % 331 Votes
Carlito 0.60 % 377 Votes
Charlie Haas 0.13 % 83 Votes
Cody Rhodes 0.91 % 576 Votes
Daivari 0.42 % 268 Votes
Hacksaw Jim Duggan 0.53 % 338 Votes
Hardcore Holly 0.37 % 235 Votes
Jeff Hardy 9.89 % 6202 Votes
King Booker 0.61 % 386 Votes
Lance Cade 0.52 % 330 Votes
Mr. Kennedy 35.91 % 22505 Votes
Paul London 1.77 % 1114 Votes
Randy Orton 7.68 % 4814 Votes
Robbie McAllister 0.12 % 78 Votes
Ron Simmons 2.27 % 1424 Votes
Rory McAllister 0.09 % 62 Votes
Santino Marella 2.26 % 1420 Votes
Shelton Benjamin 0.71 % 449 Votes
Snitsky 0.19 % 121 Votes
Super Crazy 0.49 % 309 Votes
Trevor Murdoch 0.45 % 288 Votes
Triple H 21.94 % 13751 Votes
Umaga 0.60 % 379 Votes
Val Venis 10.89 % 6827 Votes

Total Votes: 62667

Dude, Top 3:

1. Mr. Kennedy
2. Triple H
3. Val Venis

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Mr. McMahon will make a statement regarding the WWE title tonight on ECW, so I'll definitely be tuning it to that.

FELIPE NO

World Title
Alright, John Cena the person...I'm sorry to see injured. I don't wish injury on any of those guys. John Cena the wrestler...good riddance, I've waited a long time to see a new champion (and I'll probably regret saying that later on). I'm narrowing it down to four people: Randy Orton, Mr. Kennedy, Val Venis, and Hornswaggle. New champion: Val Venis.

Woman's Title
Beth Phoenix by DQ, Candice retains title.

HHH Vs Umaga
Umaga by pinfall, except I do forsee the appearance of a hammer. This is too much like what HBK went through before he and HHH teamed back up for DX.

Punk Vs Big Daddy V
Big Daady V by DQ, Punk retains title.

Rey Vs Finley
I don't watch Smackdown, so I'll go ahead and go with Finley.

Batista/Khali
Batista will pin Khali and retain the title.

How ya doing, buddy?

Oh man, Raw ended on a very good note tonight.

Spoiler:

Sorry to sound like JR but...HBK! HBK!! MY GOD, HBK IS BACK!!
Hopefully, a DX reunion will follow. *crosses fingers*

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I saw Val Venis on the poll and thought, "Man, it's been a long time since I saw him. Why not give the guy a chance? He deserves it." Clicked vote and to my surprise he was in 3rd at that point.

How ya doing, buddy?

Kill ECW, merge it with Smackdown, change the ECW title into the Hardcore title and have the 24/7 rule in effect...and let the good times come back.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It wouldn't surprise me if that's what they do to the titles.

I am so sick of seeing that message...because I see it so damn often nowadays.

WWE has released CM Punk. The two have come to a mutual agreement and we wish him the best in his future endeavors

--One week later--

You know where we said CM Punk was released, we came to a mutual agreement and we wish him the best in his future endeavors? Yeah, we take that back...he went to TNA. Why is TNA getting our talent? WHY!??

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LOL, my bad...I didn't know he used to be in TNA until someone on here mentioned it.

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Guess I'll start off the predictions for Cyber Sunday:

Divas Halloween Costume Contest - What's this? Something that we can't vote on? Unreal...don't really care about this one but I'll go with Candice on this one.

Mysterio vs. Finlay - Stipulation that wins: No DQ. Finlay will beat the crap out of Mysterio...if I kept up with Smackdown, I'd probably say a little more.

MVP vs. Matt Hardy - Stipulation that wins: Mixed Martial Arts Match. Matt Hardy will just barely win this one.

Triple H vs. Umanga - Stipulation that wins: Street Fight. Triple H will get busted open, but he will end up destroying Umanga. Expect the sledgehammer to make an appearance.

ECW Championship Match - CM Punk vs. ???. Superstar that gets voted - John Morrison. Everyone wants to see it again, so why not? Big Daddy V doesn't deserve it, and honestly I wish he'd go back to being the world largest love machine, Viscera. The Miz...well, he sucks and he'll probably interfere in this costing Morrison the title. CM Punk retains via DQ.

World Heavyweight Championship Match: Batista vs. The Undertaker - Special Guest Referee - Stone Cold Steve Austin. Expect Santino to get involved and get his ass kicked, then JBL will get involved since he wasn't voted. Batista will retain the title by a pin.

WWE Championship Match - Randy Orton vs. ???. Superstar that gets voted - HBK. Orton has been getting the Sweet Chin Music for the past three weeks now, much like Cena gets his ass kicked before a PPV. However, HBK will win the title via pinfall.

Oh,and since Hardy and Kennedy won't get voted, you know what'll happen:

Intercontinental Championship Match - Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Kennedy. Not much to say about this one. Hardy will pull off the win and retain the title.

Originally Posted by GoldfishX

Nitro was downright atrocious to listen to, aside from Heenan (whose work with Gorilla Monsoon is rightfully legendary...Just watch the 1992 or 1993 Royal Rumbles).

1992 Royal Rumble had to be some of the funniest stuff I've heard from Heenan.

1992 Royal Rumble -
Heenan: I never thought I'd say this, but thank you Rowdy. It's a kilt. It's not a skirt, it's a kilt.
*Flair puts figure 4 on Jake the Snake, Piper kicks both of them*
Monsoon: And Piper takes it to both of them.
Heenan: Why you no good creep! You skirt-wearing freak! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt!

1993 Royal Rumble -

Heenan: No! No no no! NO! Aw, mm...damn it!
Monsoon: Now THAT was perfect.
Heenan: That's not fair to Flair! That's not FAIR to FLAIR!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?