[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

In case you wanted to see the Vince McMahon interview with the Today Show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYrAu0cYCYw

I was speaking idiomatically.

Alright, Raw tonight and what's gonna be next for Cena? Hopefully a title loss...maybe Mick Foley will challenge him to a hardcore match for the title. Ah well, just wishful thinking.

Edit: Fuckin A. First five minutes of Raw and Kennedy is already calling Cena out.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm calling it right now, Elimination Chamber. 5 people here right now, who's gonna be the 6th? Damn, forget that...Regal had to ruin it.

FELIPE NO

Hmmmm...I'm not sure how I feel about this matchup. I see it like how it was between Edge and Cena about a year ago...I didn't want either one to have the title.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

That doesn't sound anything like the Raw from Monday. William Regal was the GM that night and I saw nothing of McMahon in there. Where'd you get this?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

dagget, that DVD is freaking gold. Although there's a few matches that were left out, it has some of the best ladder matches that were ever done.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Uh oh, I dunno how I feel about this feud coming up.

Spoiler:

King Booker and Triple H, "King of Kings". Oh shit, he's going after Lawler too.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So wait...we gonna have a Triple Threat match this Sunday instead?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Slash

Where did you get that from?

I was just asking a question, but after looking at wwe.com I saw that's not gonna happen. I'm agreeing with everyone here, Kane got screwed.

I was speaking idiomatically.

The Great American Bash has come and gone.

Spoiler:

Fuck.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Slash

Sonic, that may have sucked but this was too awesome

Spoiler:

Little Bastard wins the Cruiserweight Title!!!

That might actually give me a reason to watch Smackdown now.

Most amazing jew boots

Whoa...I can deal with him being not only the #1 contender, but also being the champion. I hope Cena loses.

Also, go Lawler. Put King Booker in his place.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Slash

Raw
Cena
Lashley
HHH
King Booker
Mr. Kennedy
Jeff Hardy
Moooo Maga

You left HBK and Orton off that list. Otherwise, not bad.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

We all need to be writers for the WWE, ratings would be off the charts.

Er I noticed a trend. . Cena jobs to someone on RAW and then said person jobs to him on a PPV. Weird.

I noticed that too. Both times against Khali and I think they did it with Umaga as well. I think it's to get our hopes up that he's gonna lose the title, then come PPV...SMASH! Dreams shattered.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by dagget

Jeff Hardy suspended. It's an iffy situation anyway, as he wrote on his website WWE gave him time off to recover from that slip and fall he did on Raw the other week.

WTF...what did he get suspended for?

Originally Posted by dagget

Anyways, Umaga's going to be turned face in the next few weeks, so we'll see how that goes.

Oh shit, now Umaga's gonna start speaking English much like Yokozuna did when he turned face. Either that, or he's gonna be a face Kamala.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by dagget

Looks like they may continue the limo bombing angle tonight on Raw, with Vince claiming he set the limo bomb and faked his own death. Look for Mr. Kennedy to be pushed as apart of this angle too. (if they still decide to go with it)

Also, this may be the start of the end of the tri-brand shit. Because apparently they held a meeting and this was one of the things discussed about trying to get ratings back. GOOD.

Why the hell would they go back to the limo story? The whole thing was weird and sucked to begin with. However, Vince faking his own death sounds reasonable but good luck trying to explain why. I know someone on here suggested the idea that Triple H did it and I liked their idea better. The only other way it could've worked as well but probably had no chance in hell of happening...the one who blew up the limo was Bret Hart just so he could get revenge on the Montreal Screwjob.

dagget, I'm sorry to say that I've heard the tri-brand ending before...but this time I'm really hoping they do it. If it turns true then here's what I hope they do with some of the titles.

WWE title and Heavyweight title - As much as I would hate to see it again, Cena vs. Khali with the winner unifying the titles. Honestly, you guys could do better with this one then I can.

ECW title - Turned into the hardcore title with the 24/7 rule in effect. That shit was awesome.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah, what the hell was that? For once, I was hoping somebody good was gonna be the General Manager. Sandman would've been awesome, I would've settled for Hacksaw to do it too.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Funniest part of Raw I've seen in a while.

Also, is Santino making a heel turn? I thought someone on here mentioned it a while back and I was surprised at first. Now, I'm starting to believe it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by mortis

Of course, that will never happen, but it would be cool to see a three way battle between WWE, WCW and ECW, but in such a way that it actually almost seems like a battle (for instance, each side competing against the other for ratings).

Didn't they have something like that a few years ago where it was Shane and Stephanie McMahon with WCW and ECW against Vince McMahon and WWE?

Originally Posted by Slash

Hell...we should all just fucking recruit wrestlers then create our own federation...the GFF GamingForce Federation

Brilliant idea! As for the wrestlers, maybe we could round up some people on GFF and use their nicks as their in-ring names. Also, youtube that shit...people would love it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by dagget

Spoiler:

So Orton RKOd Cena through that chair. Not only was it well done, but I LOL'D @ the kids they panned to in the crowd that were about to cry. I know I'm a cold bastard, but that was funny watching them like thatbecause their poser hero was RKOd

Spoiler:

Video please, I'd like to see this footage of Cena getting RKOwned. It'll make my day.

FELIPE NO

That video certainly made my day. Damn it, it's a shame that Orton won't win it at Summerslam because this is the same shit we're seeing with every other opponent Cena has faced.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well, guess I'll bring a little life to this thread with some predictions for Summerslam. By the way, I haven't watched Smackdown or ECW for a long time, so I'm merely guessing on those. By the way, there are no spoilers...I just used it to hopefully reduce space.

Spoiler:

Divas Battle Royal

For some reason, I see Beth Phoenix winning the rumble and then going on to beat Candice for the Women's Championship.


Kane vs. Finlay

Kane will destroy Finlay.



Umaga vs. Carlito vs. Mr. Kennedy

Umanga will win with Mr. Kennedy coming very close to winning.




ECW Champion John Morrison vs. CM Punk

If Punk couldn't get the job done in the last two title shots, he won't get it done in this one. Nitro...erm...Morrison will win and retain the title.



Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero

Rey makes his return...he'll win. Usually anyone who returns wins their match.



World Heavyweight Champion The Great Khali vs. Batista

Batista doesn't stand a chance. There's no way he can get him in the Batista Bomb. There's only one person on that roster who can take the title from Khali, and that's the Undertaker. Khali wins.



Triple H vs. King Booker

Triple H will win. Even if King Booker manages to get a miraculous win, Triple H will have the last say. Expect the sledgehammer to make an appearance.



WWE Champion John Cena vs. Randy Orton

Even if the rumors aren't true, I'm really hoping Orton wins it. Cena needed to lose the belt at Wrestlemania to HBK. Everyone's waited too damn long to get that strap off of Cena. Orton will win it.

How ya doing, buddy?

Spoiler:

Cena wins.

Spoiler:

Cena wins.

Spoiler:

Cena wins.

Spoiler:

Damn it!!Cena, lose the fucking title! Nobody likes you. Winter Storm's quote alone proves that.

He was booed throughout the entire match. EVERYBODY shouted "CENA SUCK, CENA SUCKS". I hope Randy enjoyed himself, for he was cheered loudly each time he used a move on Cena. He survived the STFU, He survive well pretty much Cena's entire arsenal except..


The fucking FU.

I could care less if you lost it to Jim Ross. Just lose the title! Damn it, I was looking forward to watching Raw tomorrow night to see Orton as the new champion...I should've known better. Like I said, Cena should've lost it back at Wrestlemania to HBK.

Wow...who's left on the Raw roster to take the title from Cena? Kennedy and HHH? My bet's on Triple H to get it done. The sooner, the better...because I'm getting tired of hearing "The champ...is...here!!" We just need to bring back some legends like Hogan, Macho Man, The Rock, and Stone Cold to whip Cena's ass.

Well, at least there's gonna be a rematch on Raw. Like everyone else, I'd like to see Cena lose it on Raw. Orton, I'm rooting for you.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Any hope of there being a good Raw tonight for me just got shot to hell.

Edit: I take that back, Triple H just redeemed the whole show and is hinting towards DX coming back again.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Raw: 43
ECW: 22
Smackdown: 39

That's the current number of people on the rosters on all of the brands. It looks like that includes male wrestlers, divas, bosses, Stone Cold, and announcers whether they're injured or not. The point I'm trying to get across is as far as I know, there are no factions on any of these brands. When I talk about factions, I mean nWo, DX, the Heenan family, anything in that sort of area. Again, I only watch Raw so I could be mistaken but don't you think it's time we had some sort of group that had an uprising against McMahon or against all three brands and just invade them? That's what the WWE needs right now.

Slash's spoiler: Wow, yeah that got shot to hell pretty quick but we've seen this matchup before and we know how it's ended up every time.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Taken from WWE.com.

Quote:

Based on independent information received from investigators from the Albany County, NY D.A.’s office, WWE has today, under the penalty provisions of its wellness policy, issued suspension notices to 10 of its performers for violations. It has been WWE’s practice not to release the names of those who have been suspended, but notice has been sent to all WWE performers that names of anyone who is suspended under the Wellness Policy as of November 1 will be made public.

Randy Orton - Man that's a major hit considering he was probably going to get another title shot. There's goes another person that probably could've taken the title from Cena.

Charles Haas, Jr. - Sucks, but I was never a big fan of TWGTT. Shelton does better in singles action anyway.

Adam "Edge" Copeland - Hm, injured anyway but I guess it'll be a while before he gets another title shot when he comes back.

Robert "Booker T" Huffman - I really don't know what to say about this one. If he comes back, it better be without his King gimmick.

Shane Helms - Yeah, I don't watch Smackdown and you guys said he's injured right? Same situation with Edge, like you guys said.

Mike Bucci - Who?

Anthony Carelli - I never liked this guy. He had no charisma.

John "Johnny Nitro" Hennigan - That's really bad. ECW has had some shitty luck since coming back from the dead.

Darren "William Regal" Matthews - No comment, I was surprised with this one.

Ken "Mr. Kennedy" Anderson - Again, another person I expected to take the title from Cena. So much for that.

Chavo Guerrero - This one really surprised me and I don't watch Smackdown much but I know he was feuding with Rey, so that's not gonna happen.


As far as main contention, Smackdown wasn't hurt too bad. Raw and ECW however took some hits so this is what I see happening:

Raw - Coach will be GM while Regal takes a "vacation" and who's left to feud with Cena? HHH needs to take the title right freakin now. Since it looks like Shelton is gonna be in singles action now, I'd like to see him take the IC title from Umanga, because he was a pretty good champ.

ECW - Not enough people to do a battle royal like they did when Edge forfeited the title on Smackdown and I don't see them just handing the title to Punk. If they're smart, they'll do a tournament...and since the roster is so small, they should involve every male member on the roster in that tournament.

I was speaking idiomatically.