[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Money in the Bank qualifying matches begin tonight, so I'll have something really good to look forward to at Wrestlemania. Shelton Benjamin needs to be in that match for it to be a really good match!

Mike Awesome...jeez. I really don't know what to say.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Concerning tonight's Raw:

Spoiler:

Bobby Lashley...they made all that build up and Bobby Lashley is the best they could come up with to represent Trump?! I figured it would be someone big like Stone Cold, The Rock, Hulk Hogan, hell maybe even Mick Foley...but Lashley? Come on.

Props to Lawler though for getting inducted into the Hall of Fame this year.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

From tonight's Raw, a special guest appearance:

Spoiler:

Holy crap, it's the Rock! Okay well, maybe not a public appearance but on the Titantron. Unbelievable.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I just can't shake the feeling in my mind that Trump is going to lose at Wrestlemania...it would be unexpected. And then Trump pulls off his wig and features a bald cap over his head.

Anyways, Michaels has been long overdue for a title reign so he'll take the belt over Cena. I'll be damned if Michaels doesn't win the belt from Cena. Same goes for Undertaker vs. Batista. Not even Hulk Hogan or Macho Man should be the ones to cost Undertaker his undefeated streak at Wrestlemania. We're getting new champions, dammit.

Money in the Bank...don't care who wins. I just love ladder matches in general. It would've been much better if Shelton were in it, because he was amazing last year.

If Michaels were to win the title from Cena, I'll bet he'll lose it at the next ppv.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Benoit just isn't the type of guy I see who would tap out, very much like the Undertaker. Yeah, it would've been nice if Benoit would've beaten Cena...but why are they doing a rematch between the Wrestlemania main eventers again? Prediction:

1. Undertaker will turn on Batista this time around.
2. HBK/Cena will turn on his partner.

The only way Lashley is going to get more popular is if he beats someone more well known and respected than Umaga. Look at Batista and Triple H, that's why I started liking Batista...until he got traded over to Smackdown.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

You stopped liking Batista because he got traded to smackdown?

Alright, I'll correct that. I didn't like him AS MUCH when he got traded to Smackdown, mainly because I don't watch Smackdown. I keep forgetting about it...much like TNA Impact! Raw is the only one I seem to watch weekly.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Shawn Michaels VS John Cena (C)
Like Mortis said, if HBK doesn't do it then who's left? I'm tired of seeing Cena with the strap, HBK has been LONG overdue for another title run...kill two birds with one stone.

Pick: HBK


Undertaker VS Batista (C)
Putting the whole backstage thing with Batista aside, Batista should NOT be the guy putting an end to the Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak. 15-0, dammit.

Pick: Undertaker


Lashley VS Umaga
Still can't shake that feeling that Trump will lose, but Lashley seems like the obvious choice, and after the shit Vince has been pulling since that horrible mock match between rosie and the don everyone knows he should pay.

Pick: Lashley

P.S. I agree with Mortis' P.S.


MVP VS Chris Benoit (C)
Who the hell is MVP? I've only heard about this guy two times, 1. When they were promo'ing him for the Inferno match and 2. When he was in the Royal Rumble. Benoit tapped out to some bullshit on Raw, but he's still good.

Pick: Benoit

P.S. If Benoit DOES lose, either have him in line for another shot at the world title or send his ass over to Raw.


Ashley VS Melina (C)
We already saw this happen between Trish and Christy Hemme. We know what the result was. Same thing.

Pick: Melina


MITB Match: Edge Vs Orton Vs J Hardy vs M Hardy Vs Finley Vs Booker T Vs Kennedy Vs Punk

Edge is undefeated at Wrestlemania. Is he going after Undertaker's streak? Well it ends here. It's all gonna come down to Edge, Orton, and Punk. Take out Edge and I could live with either of them being called Mr. Money in the Bank.

Pick: Orton, just because he seems to be heading for a face turn now...and even when he was a heel I recall people were cheering for him.


ECW Originals Vs New Breed
This is another one that I don't watch. Out of a random guess:

Pick: ECW Originals


Khali Vs Kane
Either way, it should be a good match. That said, Khali is unstoppable.

Pick: Khali

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6 for 8 on Wrestlemania predictions isn't bad, right? Like all of you, I believe HBK shouldn't have tapped out to that half ass submission. Ironic that a year ago, HHH did the same thing and at Wrestlemania too.

Originally Posted by mortis

Speaking of Cena....yeah, okay, so I REALLY hope Cena loses the title this coming month. If not, he will basically beat the three main contenders to his title, leaving no one afterwards.

Truth...he's beaten Umaga and I don't see Khali getting a shot at the gold anytime soon. However, I still see Cena winning it because he's "The Most Controversial Champion".

At this point, I'll even accept Edge winning the strap because he doesn't bug me as much as he used to. Hell, I'd like to see Kennedy use his MITB after the match if Cena wins. We need a new champion already.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ugh...this main event on Raw may as well be an Iron Man Match. They've been going at it for about 40 minutes now.

Spoiler:

Cena vs. HBK, non-title match...and they're pretty much doing the same damn match...except HBK just won!

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Is that why I didn't see him on Raw last night? I mean, they were still promoting the Edge vs. Orton match halfway into the show.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Tonight's Raw:

Spoiler:

I'm sorry, but I've seen HBK taken a lot worse and still be able to come back for more. You don't end the match there, at least pin HBK for the win. Well...hopefully this means that Cena is finally going to lose the belt against Khali or else it's just gonna be Cena/Umaga all over again.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Slash

Also does anyone sense an elimination chamber match soon? cause theres already Khali, Cena, Michaels, Orton and Edge in the picture.

I noticed that too and I wouldn't mind that at all since it would make for a good show. The only question is who would be the sixth and final man to enter that? In my personal opinion, even though he seems to be feuding with Carlito right now, Ric Flair should be the sixth man.

By the way, whatever happened to Johnny Nitro? I haven't seen him on for a while now.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Spoiler:

Yep, I saw that too. Damn, Mortis called another one. So does this mean that Edge is gonna go to Smackdown or is he going to keep appearing on both brands?

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Hey atleast he would be a REAL champion and not a rock wannabe like Cena .

Quoted for the truth, Cena needs to lose the title right freakin now. Khali, I hope that you get the job done.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Agreed, HBK should have won the title at Wrestlemania. For all I care, Gillberg could come back and take the title from him...even though the only time he ever got a spear to work was on Shane McMahon.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Alright, now I'm starting to think that Johnny Nitro is gone. Just now when they did Melina's titantron, I only saw Melina's name. Too bad, because he had some potential.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi

I'd like some or all of you to post pictures of the hotter Divas because Im SERIOUSLY out of touch with women in wrestling these days.

Maria...nuff said. She just seems to appeal to me more than any of the divas. I'll have to agree that Mickie James is hot as well. Too bad WWE no longer has Stacy Keibler or Christy Hemme. They were really good.

All these firings are giving me a new reason to start watching TNA, because it seems like popular wrestlers might start popping up on there. I also like seeing some familiar faces like Sting, Christian, Scott Steiner, and of course Kurt Angle.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Spoiler:

You have got to be shittin me. I called it, it's like Cena/Umaga all over again.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Not to mention, Hulk Hogan was awesome whereas Cena just isn't as awesome. Seriously, who can stop Cena? He's gone through pretty much everyone who's main event material in the Raw roster.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Johnny Nitro and Kenny Dykstra are a tag team now? I've gotta say, that almost sounds promising. Good to see Nitro back though, I was afraid he was gone.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I can't say I'm too fond of "The World's Greatest Tag Team". Shelton had some awesome matches during singles competitions, but his best matches have been with the ladder matches (mainly Money in the Bank). He surprised me again at the 07 Royal Rumble. Anyone see him hanging on that bottom rope using only his hands? That was crazy.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Cena is a well lame to me on a whole new level. This is because of what he said on RAW. Cena relies on the STFU now and it's made him overconfident. Khali whopped his ass that whole match, hell he was playing with him.

Not only the whole match, but the RAWs leading up to the PPV and the RAW from yesterday. Cena should've lost the freakin title back in Wrestlemania 23 to HBK. He is NOT unstoppable. Neither is Khali but Khali being unstoppable is more believable. As much as I want Khali to take the title this time, it's not gonna happen.

FELIPE NO

As far as the Masterlock goes, Bobby Lashley has managed to be the only man to break it. Many have escaped it, but have had to use the ropes as assistance to that.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

While you're at it, bring back the hardcore title so we can have some really entertaining matches. At least the Hardys are making an attempt to have a ladder match against TWGTT.

Another draft, it's about frigging time. Raw needs some talent right freakin now.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Slash

I seriously think im going to stop watching WWE cause its kinda gotten ridiculous

I stopped watching the fourth part of Raw because I didn't want to watch the 2 on 3 handicap match. There was no point...I really hope there's some new rivalries after One Night Stand, but the ladder match should be more than enough for me to look forward to.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Benoit on Raw would be awesome, because even though he tapped to that lame ass STFU, Benoit could probably be the one to bring Cena down and then we could have a champion that is likeable.

How ya doing, buddy?