[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Well, Raw is already turning out to be interesting.

Spoiler:

A guest host every week as General Manager, starting with Batista.

Night of Champions tournament to decide who will face Randy Orton for the title at that ppv.

Miz vs. John Cena
MVP vs. Triple H

I would've liked to have seen an 8-person tournament, but hey...it's still a tournament.

Also, apparently before Trump was fired he made a 15-superstar trade between all 3 brands. Raw got 5, ECW got 5, and Smackdown got 5.

Spoiler:

And Orton faces three of them in a 3-on-1 Gauntlet match.

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Man, I can't wait for next week's guest host.

Spoiler:

The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase! Gahahahahahahahaha!!!

FELIPE NO

Well I finally found a list and I have no idea what the hell they're trying to pull here.

Raw gets: Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Alicia Fox, Gail Kim (I thought she was already on Raw), and Evan Bourne (what the hell is Bourne doing there? He's IC material).

ECW gets: The Bella twins, Regal, Goldust (no protection left for Hornswoggle), and Shelton Benjamin? Man I feel bad for Goldust and Benjamin.

Mortis has already pointed out who went to Smackdown and I have to say it was possibly a stupid move. Matt Hardy leaving Raw doesn't bother me a bit, but they'll probably have him feud with Jeff again.

I keep saying the Hart Dynasty should have joined with Legacy, but it's not looking like that's going to happen.

As much as I like HHH, I think the Orton/HHH feud needs to end. It has been overdone and we need something new. Henry/Orton would puzzle the hell out of me, but at least it would be different.

I think they should bring a couple of titles back and maybe introduce a new one. I'm also still hoping that the Shane McMahon idea someone had a while back would happen, or a brand war, or the return of Sycho Sid (doubtful). WWE might as well hire elementary school kids to replace their creative team.

Also, I just checked the Raw Superstar list and noticed Hacksaw Jim Duggan is there. I would assume he's working part time but is he out with an injury? I haven't seen him since Cryme Time said "It's time man. Let's go. We got your back."

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

"Everybody's got a price...for the Million Dollar Man! Gahahahahahaha!!!" That's one line that never gets old. XD Damn it's good to see him again!

Looks like a new rivalry is starting...

Spoiler:

Carlito and Primo lose to Edge and Jericho in a non-title match, Carlito snaps and takes his frustration out on Primo. There goes another tag team.

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That's some interesting stuff for TNA and it almost makes me want to try and watch it.

Alright, I think I have a guess on who Jericho's partner might be:

Cody Rhodes. You guys have been talking about Dibiase having a face turn due to his new movie, well this is how it could go down. The same way Rhodes betrayed Holly and became tag champs with Dibiase, he turns on Dibiase and becomes Tag Team Champion with Jericho.

Probably not likely since Jericho being a part of Legacy doesn't seem to be a likely move, but it would be interesting if it did happen though.

On another note, what's happened to Beth Phoenix? She used to be such a dominant force and now she's slowly faded away to not appearing at all on Raw for the past few weeks.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Night of Champions tomorrow, so it's prediction time.


Women's Champion Michelle McCool vs. Melina

I don't follow Smackdown, so this is a complete guess.

Winner and new champ: Melina


Divas Champion Maryse vs. Mickie James

Seeing as how Maryse is getting the upper hand on Mickie (and had some help this past Monday from the Miz), look for Miz to interfere.

Winner: Maryse


Unified Tag Team Champion Chris Jericho & A Mystery Partner vs. Ted DiBiase & Cody Rhodes

The mystery partner is either Rhodes or Carlito, but I'm going to go with Carlito. He won't win the US Title match, so he'll go to Jericho for a chance to be a tag team champion. There haven't been anymore controversies between Dibiase and the rest of Legacy for a couple of weeks now and Jericho being a tag champ with Rhodes just seems weird. Look for Jericho and Carlito to retain.

Winners: Jericho and Carlito.


ECW Champion Tommy Dreamer vs. Christian

I don't follow ECW either, so this is another guess.

Winner: Tommy Dreamer


United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs. Big Show vs. MVP vs. Carlito vs. Jack Swagger vs. The Miz

This is tough to call because I see at least two potential candidates to become the new US Champion: Swagger and Miz. Normally in these impossible situations, the champion will come out on top.

Winner: Kofi Kingston


Intercontinental Champion Rey Mysterio vs. Dolph Ziggler

I see Ziggler is trying to make a name for himself, but he will fall against Rey here.

Winner: Rey Mysterio


World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy

You guys are saying Jeff is leaving, so maybe it's time Punk got a clean win on this guy.

Winner: CM Punk


WWE Champion Randy Orton vs. Triple H vs. John Cena

I've only predicted one title changing hands, so here's the other. As much as I hate to say it, I believe Cena is going to get the title back here. I don't know why, but what will happen is Orton will either RKO or punt HHH in the head, then attempt to do the same to Cena, but miss/fail and Cena gets his FU (I refuse to call it the Attitude Adjustment) on Orton, pinning him and getting the victory.

Winner and new champ: John Cena

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wow...that was very unexpected.

Night of Champions Results

Spoiler:

McCool retains Women's Championship.

Mickie James became the new Diva's Champion.

Kofi retained the US Title.

Christian is the new ECW Champion.

Jericho and mystery partner retain tag team belts.

Spoiler:

Big Show was the mystery partner. This reminds me of the tag team of Owen Hart and Yokozuna.

Rey Mysterio retains the IC Title.

Orton retains the WWE title with the help of Legacy.

Jeff Hardy becomes the new World Heavyweight Champion.

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Well, it's prediction time for Summerslam!

ECW Champion Christian vs. William Regal

Still don't follow ECW, but I doubt Christian will lose it to Regal.

Winner: Christian.



MVP vs. Jack Swagger

This should be an interesting matchup, but in the end look for Swagger to get the win.

Winner: Swagger



Kane vs. The Great Khali

I don't follow Smackdown either so this will be a complete guess. I wish they would've done Mark Henry vs. Big Show.

Winner: Kane.



Intercontinental Champion Rey Mysterio vs. Dolph Ziggler

Rey has been the champ since Wrestlemania and I don't forsee him losing the title here. If he does, I'll be very surprised. I didn't think they'd push this Dolph guy so much.

Winner: Rey Mysterio.


Unified Tag Team Champions Big Show and Chris Jericho vs. Cryme Time

Show and Jericho won the titles last month and even got a combined remix of their themes together. Cryme Time will fight valiently, but in the end won't be able to stop the Big Show. It'll be like when Shaq had to save them last time...they have no chance.

Winners: Big Show and Chris Jericho


D-Generation X vs. Legacy

There is no freaking way Legacy will win here. It'll be a close match and look for DX to not only come out on top but also incapacitate Legacy so they won't be able to interfere in Orton's match to save his title like they did last month.

Winners: D-Generation X.


World Heavyweight Champion Jeff Hardy vs. CM Punk (TLC Match)

Isn't Hardy supposed to be leaving soon? Either way, this match should be freaking amazing. Honestly it could've been simplified into a simple ladder match, but hell I'll take TLC anyday. Even though this is Hardy's specialty, look for Punk to regain the title here.

Winner and new champion: CM Punk.


WWE Champion Randy Orton vs. John Cena

With Legacy out of the picture, this should be an uninterrupted match. It will be a long hard fought battle, but look for Orton to make one mistake like missing the punt and then Cena counters into the STF. I don't think Orton will submit there, but make it to the ropes to break the hold. Look for the ref to get knocked out at some point, then Legacy comes down, then DX comes down, and all hell breaks loose. Then while DX and Legacy are fighting outside, the ref will wake up. Orton will go for his RKO, but miss and Cena delivers the FU (yeah, screw the Attitude Adjustment). 1, 2, 3, new champion.

Winner and new champion: John Cena.

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Not even a half hour of Raw has gone by, and I am loving every second of it.

Spoiler:

Howard Finkel as the announcer was a nice touch, but I immediately cheered as they played The Price is Right theme as soon as Bob came out. I know it's been pretty much the same theme for many years, but that is one song I never get tired of hearing.

The fact that they have wrestlers bidding, get in the ring, and as they get in the ring if they beat their opponent they win a prize is just brilliant. I'm pretty sure even if someone wins they won't actually get the prize, but it's still a nice twist.

Price is Right combined with wrestling. I imagine most people hate it, but I am loving this combination.

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I'm gonna go with mortis on all but two predictions:

Jericho / Show vs Henry / MVP - Honestly, I think Henry and MVP could take it right here. Then they might go on to defend the tag titles against Legacy. C'mon, Legacy needs those titles back.

Orton ~ Cena - Cena doesn't quit, Cena won't quit. Orton will. Cena will win title here.

As for the trickery, I'm willing to bet it'll be something similar to what the Rock did to Mankind in 1999 to win the title back from that I Quit match they had.

FELIPE NO

Man, you have got to be kidding me. Results for Breaking Point below.

Spoiler:

Another Montreal Screwjob.

Undertaker makes CM Punk tap out, but Long comes out and says that Hell's Gate was banned on Smackdown by Vickie Guerrero long ago. The match restarts, CM Punk gets his submission hold on Taker and the ref calls for the bell instantly. Punk gets his belt and makes a mad dash for the entrance along with the ref.

Cena got the belt, Kofi retains, Big Show/Jericho retains, Christian retains, Legacy upsets DX, and Kane defeats Khali.

How ya doing, buddy?

It'll most likely be in Hell in a Cell, since the PPV is named Hell in a Cell where at least the main events will be contested inside...you guessed it...Hell in a Cell. I'm not sure about the lower card matches, but it's possible they'll be held in there too. It might not even be the Undertaker, because if you saw Raw Monday...

Spoiler:

Batista said he's going back to Smackdown, so he might be going for the World Title himself.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

They brought them back in August against Legacy and the two have faced off in Summerslam with DX winning and at Breaking Point with Legacy winning. Now they'll face off once more at Hell in a Cell.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hell in a Cell is upon us this Sunday, so it's time for some predictions!

John Morrison (C) vs. Dolph Ziggler for the IC Title

Whoa, whoa, whoa! When did Morrison get the title? Either way, I'm pretty damn glad because he is definitely the man to be holding the IC belt. It's a damn shame we can't get the Cruiserweight Belt back and let Rey and Bourne battle it out. Anyway, I'm guessing Morrison just got the title so look for him to retain it here. Dolph's been in the running for quite a while now, but I don't think he's ready for it yet.

Winner: Morrison


Mickie James (C) vs. Alicia Fox for the Divas Title

I'm sure these Divas are really trying, but I don't see Fox getting the belt here. You want a true Women's/Diva's champion? Get the belt back on Phoenix. Look for Mickie to retain here.

Winner: Mickie James



Chris Jericho & Big Show (C) vs. Batista & Rey Mysterio for the Unified Tag Team Titles

You talk about a mismatch, well here it is. What happened to MVP & Henry? It would've been nice to see those guys as champions. Due to the mismatch though, I could see Batista and Rey taking it here. It would definitely be surprising.

Winners: Batista & Rey Mysterio



Kofi Kingston (C) vs. The Miz vs. Jack Swagger for the US Title

Kofi will win it here. Miz and Swagger will try to co-exist and take out Kofi, then go back to a repeat of what happened Monday. Kofi will strike and retain the title.

Winner: Kofi Kingston



D-Generation X vs. The Legacy

The tie-breaker. and hopefully this is where DX will break the tie. Legacy will just try to destroy DX for most of the match, then eventually DX will come back and destroy Legacy with chairs and sledgehammers. DX should win here, hands down...though WWE has a tendency to fuck up good moments.

Winner: DX



John Cena (C) vs. Randy Orton

If Randy loses here, he doesn't get a rematch...then again, he'd probably just earn one back. Look for Randy to get the title back with some possible help from Legacy. Watch for handcuffs to come into play again.

Winner: Randy Orton



CM Punk (C) vs. The Undertaker

Taker is gonna get screwed again. I mean last PPV, that was pretty shitty so they could pull some similar backhanded shit right here. Punk is not going to lose the title here after winning it back at Summerslam.

Winner: CM Punk

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The earliest I remember him for wrestling was when he was managing the Headshrinkers for quite a while with Afa. Anything earlier than that, I can't recall. Also, he was the voice of Mario from the SMBSS.

Was he ever in WCW? I just have this fuzzy memory of him managing another team in that organization.

R.I.P. Captain Lou Albano

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Bragging Rights is tomorrow night, so it's time for some predictions!

Smackdown Divas vs. Raw Divas Tag Team Match - Wow, I wasn't even aware of this match but it's Michelle McCool, Beth Phoenix, and Natalya vs. Melina, Kelly Kelly, and Gail Kim. Um...yeah I think Smackdown is gonna dominate here.

Winner: Smackdown Divas


IC Champ John Morrison vs. US Champ The Miz - I have this feeling that the Miz will win it here seeing as how he turned on Morrison during the draft. I'd prefer to see Morrison get his revenge here and stop Miz in his tracks.

Winner: John Morrison


WWE Champion Randy Orton vs. John Cena (One Hour, Anything Goes Iron Man Match) - If this is supposed to be the end of the rivalry, then Orton will win it here and force Cena to go to Smackdown. I'm going to guess that the final score will be Orton 5, Cena 4.

Winner: Randy Orton


World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker vs. CM Punk vs. Batista vs. Rey Mysterio - At HIAC, I said CM Punk wouldn't lose the title so soon after winning it back at Summerslam and pulling that BS at Breaking Point. Well, I was wrong there. This time, I think Taker will retain here. Rey will take out Batista, Punk will take out Rey, and then Taker will take out Punk, pin, and win.

Winner: Undertaker


Smackdown vs. Raw - Seriously, we all know what's going to happen here. It will come down to HHH and Big Show vs. Jericho, Big Show will turn on HHH and get himself counted out on purpose. Jericho pins HHH and gets the win for Smackdown, pointing to his head and saying how much of a genius he is.

Winner: Smackdown

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Shit, you're right. I had Survivor Series stuck in my brain. Well, I'll still bet on Team Smackdown to take it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

This is a bold move, because I'm really not sure if it's good or bad. If it somehow skyrockets TNA to the point where I'd be switching channels like I did with Nitro and Raw in 97-98, then I welcome it.

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Survivor Series is Sunday night, so it's time for some predictions!

Team Mickie (Mickie, Eve, Kelly, Gail, and Diva's Champion Melina) vs. Team Michelle (Women's Champion Michelle, Jillian, Glamazon, Layla, and Fox)

I really haven't been following the Divas stuff, but I'm gonna take a wild guess.

Winner: Team Michelle
Survivors: Michelle and Glamazon


Team Morrison (IC Champ Morrison, Hardy, Bourne, Shelton, and Finlay) vs. Team Miz (US Champ Miz, McIntyre, Sheamus, Ziggler, and Swagger)

With how they're making Sheamus seem unstoppable, I think I can see Finlay taking him on and they'll both get counted out. It'll come down to Bourne and Swagger, with Swagger getting the win and rubbing it in Miz's face.

Winner: Team Miz
Survivor: Swagger


Rey Mysterio vs. Batista

I haven't been keeping up with Smackdown, but I actually caught the last part of it tonight. Rey's going in with a little momentum, meaning Batista will take him down at Survivor Series.

Winner: Batista


Team Kingston (Kofi, MVP, Henry, R-Truth, and Christian) vs. Team Orton (Orton, Dibiase, Rhodes, Regal, and Punk)

Regal gets pinned, Rhodes gets pinned, Dibiase gets pinned, Punk gets pinned, Orton gets pinned. Team Kingston gets a shutout here.

Winner: Team Kingston
Survivors: The whole team


World Heavyweight Champion Undertaker vs. Big Show vs. Chris Jericho

I get the feeling Taker will retain, but there's the possibility for a twist. I don't see Show getting the title here, but oddly enough I think what will happen is Taker getting knocked out by Show and then getting Codebreakered by Jericho just like what happened tonight on Smackdown. Jericho pins and wins the title.

Winner and new Champion: Chris Jericho


WWE Champion John Cena vs. HBK vs. HHH

There's no way Cena will lose the title here. If HBK was solely facing Cena, then I'd bet on Shawn. Cena will put the Attitude Adjustment on HHH over the top rope, HBK tries for a Superkick, misses, gets locked into the STF, and taps out. Cena retains. After this, I'd hate to say it but we'll probably see a DX split and begin the HHH/HBK rivalry. The worst part of all of this? Orton will be back in the title hunt next month.

Winner: John Cena

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Good lord, at the age of 36. I had no idea he was released back in June due to his refusal to go into rehab after his second violation of the wellness policy.

R.I.P. Umaga

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I'm going to be lazy and say that mortis' first three predictions went with my own. As for the rest:

- Chris Jericho & Big Show (c's) vs. DX.
Winners: DX. It would be nice to see DX get the tag titles at least once before they split for good. Look for Big Show to try the knockout and he ends up hitting the head of HHH's sledgehammer, thus injuring his hand. HHH knocks him out with the sledge while HBK and Jericho race to the top of the ladder for the belts. Jericho gains the advantage until HBK somehow delivers sweet chin music to Jericho, knocking him off the ladder and HBK grabbing the belts.

- Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston.
Winner: Orton. I've gotta go with mortis on this one too. Both wins were unclean, so look for another unclean win by Orton with the help of Legacy interfering.

- John Morrison (c) vs. Drew McIntyre.
Winner: John Morrison. Since he's the HBK of the present, he'll be holding onto the IC title for a little longer. Look for him to maybe lose it in February, if he even does. I see Morrison possibly winning MitB at Mania and be the first person to not win the title by cashing in MitB.

WWE Women's Championship
- Michelle McCool (c) vs. Mickie James.
Winner: Mickie James...just a total guess.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Is it just me or did the ground get a lot colder? I seriously did not expect him to ever make an appearance in the WWE again.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Predictions for one of my favorite PPVs? I'm in:

Mickie James Vs Michelle McCool - I don't follow Smackdown, but I do seem to recall hearing about the whole Piggie James thing going on. Mickie lost at the previous PPV, but look for her to come out on top here as the new women's champ.

Maryse Vs Gail Kim - Maryse. If Gail wins I'll be shocked.

Christian Vs Jackson - Don't follow ECW either, but this sounds like the whole Cena/Umaga or Cena/Khali thing all over again. Christian wins and retains.

Sheamus Vs Orton - People will probably chant for Orton. I'd say Legacy comes in and tries to help Randy, only for the ref to see and disqualifying Orton. Sheamus retains.

Undertaker Vs Rey Mysterio - Tough call, but I'll go with Undertaker to get the win. As far as the whole streak thing goes, it's like I always say, "Some things are better left alone."

Here's what I see happening: Undertaker keeps his title to Mania, HBK wins MiTB. Taker wins his first bout, then the final match of the night will be HBK cashing it MiTB. HBK will come up short, finally breaking the trend that whoever wins MiTB ends up capturing gold.

Royal Rumble - I can narrow it down to three possibilities:
1. HHH (which would set up HHH vs. Sheamus (c))
2. Edge (which would somehow set up Edge vs. Jericho (c))
3. Kofi (which would set up Kofi vs. Orton (c))

I dunno how Edge is healing up, but I feel HHH will win the Rumble and go on to face Sheamus at Mania. For the love of God, if it's HHH and Orton again we're gonna be put to sleep.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The Elimination Chamber is coming up and it's prediction time!

Divas Championship Match - Gail Kim vs. Maryse

If Gail wins here, I'll be really surprised. That said, Maryse will take it here since she had to lose the title due to injury.

Winner: Maryse


Intercontinental Championship Match - Drew McIntyre (c) vs. Kane

As much as I'd like to see Kane win, I'd rather much see him hold a World Title. Kane will probably win by DQ, leaving McIntyre to retain. After the match, Kane will get pissed and destroy Drew leaving him laying flat on his back in the ring.

Winner: Kane, via DQ


World Heavyweight Championship Elimination Chamber Match - Undertaker (c) vs. John Morrison vs. CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio vs. R-Truth

Taker will lose here, it's just a question of to who. I don't see Morrison or R-Truth taking the big prize yet. I'm also going to count out Mysterio since I don't think he'd make an amazing WM event for a World Title...I'd rather see him at MiTB. Taking into consideration between CM Punk and Jericho, I think a match between Edge and Jericho at Mania for the title would be awesome. CM Punk, well...like Mysterio, I think he'd do better at MiTB as well. He'll try to go for three in a row, which I hope he doesn't.

Order of entrants -

First two: Undertaker and Rey Mysterio.
3. CM Punk
4. John Morrison
5. Chris Jericho
6. R-Truth

Morrison pins Punk.
Jericho pins Mysterio.
R-Truth pins Morrison.
Taker pins R-Truth.
Jericho pins Taker.

Winner and new champion: Chris Jericho


WWE Championship Elimination Chamber Match - Sheamus (c) vs. John Cena vs. Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Triple H vs. Ted Dibiase

Doubtful that Ted or Kofi will win it here. Honestly, I think I could see Dibiase and Orton at Mania...kinda like Batista and HHH years ago. Thinking of it like that, Orton would be out. Narrowing it down to Sheamus, Cena, and HHH, I'm going to go with Sheamus to win the match and retain the title, only to lose it to Cena at Mania.

Order of entrants -

First two: Triple H and John Cena.
3. Sheamus
4. Dibiase
5. Orton
6. Kofi

Sheamus pins HHH.
Orton pins Cena.
Dibiase pins Kofi.
Orton pins Dibiase.
Sheamus pins Orton.

Winner: Sheamus

I was speaking idiomatically.

So, here's the upcoming PPV lineup for WWE:

03-28 Wrestlemania XXVI
04-25 Extreme Rules
05-23 Over the Limit
06-20 Fatal Four Way
07-18 Money in the Bank
08-15 SummerSlam
09-19 Night of Champions
10-03 Hell in a Cell

MiTB is about to lose its awesomeness from being a Mania only event.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?