[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Wow, just wow. What the hell is going on here?

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Either Edge or HHH could come to Raw or the title unification could be happening. Whatever the reason, what were the guys at WWE smoking? I mean, yes this was unpredictable but at the same time it makes no sense whatsoever. My first initial thought was that it's being set up for Edge vs. Orton at Mania, but I honestly think that HHH vs. Orton would make more sense. How are they going to work this out now that HHH is WWE Champion and Edge is World Heavyweight Champion?

Also, I'm very damn happy about HBK's win over JBL. However, with the whole title situation all messed up now I don't see how he can get in a title match as a one-on-one match. At the very least, it'll have to be a Triple Threat.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by mortis

Hogan Vs Cena - I don't care. I don't care to see super Cena vs the Hulkster, I don't care about the result, I just don't care.

If this match happens, I will only be satisfied if Hogan gets the win. If Cena wins, I'll be very very pissed. Cena does not deserve a win over Hogan, especially at Wrestlemania.

That said, I think this match shouldn't even happen. Just put Cena in the MiTB match.

Originally Posted by mortis

HBK Vs undertaker

HBK is one of my favorite wrestlers, but I still don't want to see Undertaker's streak ended here. Like I've said, it's something that's better left alone. It would definitely be a hell of a match though.

Here's an idea that I'd do for Wrestlemania. HBK loses to JBL and JBL goes on to face Taker. Taker increases his streak to 17-0. Meanwhile, HBK enters into the MiTB match and wins it. HHH vs. Orton for the title in which Priceless interferes and Orton steals the title from HHH. Priceless celebrates in the ring with Orton, until you hear HBK's music. HBK comes down to the ring. Shane McMahon appears out of nowhere and attacks Priceless, then HHH destroys Priceless with his sledgehammer leaving Orton alone with HBK in the ring. HBK cashes in and the two fight for the title. HBK wins the title and starts a new title reign.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Considering that this is the 25th Wrestlemania, you'd think they'd be pulling out all the stops and have a series of awesome matches. Then again, Wrestlemania 10 only had a few good matches like Bret vs. Owen, Savage vs. Crush (Falls count anywhere, 10-count to get back into the ring after being pinned), HBK vs. Ramon (Ladder Match for the IC title), and Bret vs. Yokozuna for the title.

Still, there haven't been any matches for Mania set in stone and it's not even happening for another six weeks. I'll give them a little while longer to start setting up some matches. I've always looked forward to MiTB ever since it was introduced into Mania, but I hope they'll at least throw in a hardcore match too.

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I just can't picture JBL being a face. The only times I recall him doing so after APA was when he teamed up with Faarooq that one time and when he was dressed as Santa for that Tribute to the Troops show. I think other than Canada, Texas would be the only place where he could pull off being a face.

Sucks to hear about JBL, but if another tournament for the IC Title would result from it then I'm all for it. Tournaments for a title just seem really rare in the WWE. What they could end up doing is hold the King of the Ring tournament and the winner would not only be named the 2009 King of the Ring, but would also be awarded the Intercontinental Title.

Also, did anyone catch Raw Monday and the look Cena had after he showed that video? I was laughing for a good bit.

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Mania Predictions:

Diva Battle Royale - If they're saying "several WWE Divas from the past enter the ring to challenge those who have followed in their footsteps" Trish Stratus will get the win here, no doubt about it.

MITB match - Definitely my favorite match at Wrestlemania and I'm glad I can look forward to it every year. Guys like Benjamin always make an impact here. However, if I'm going to put my money on someone to win it here it will have to be Kane. I would have picked Punk but it's too early to have someone earn a 2nd MitB win.

Taker - HBK - HBK will do the Superkick, Taker kicks out and tombstones HBK. Taker wins and maintains his streak.

Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy (extreme rules match) - WWE better not screw this up because this match will be fucking epic. I'll say that Matt will get the win.

JBL Vs Mysterio (IC Title) - Mysterio becomes the new IC champ while JBL goes on to retire.

Miz & Morrison vs. Carlito & Primo (Tag Titles Unification) - Miz & Morrison seem unstoppable, so I see them getting the win here and they'll unify the titles.

Edge - Cena - Big Show - Edge and Big Show will take out Cena, then fight amongst themselves. Cena comes back in with an impact by knocking Big Show out of the ring and nails his finisher on Edge, then proceeds to lock Edge into the STF. Cena will be knocked out by Big Show and Big Show will proceed to chokeslam Edge and become the new champion.

Orton - HHH - McMahons return to take out Rhodes and Dibiase in the middle of the match. After a hard fought match, HHH will defeat Orton.

A scenario that could possibly happen is that Kane would come out and cash in MitB against Big Show, winning the title there.

I'm a bit surprised that the ECW title isn't being defended at Mania.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by SimDaddyGT

Except that Gail Kim, I believe, is still an active member of TNA, despite being out of action for some months.

Gail Kim was on Raw this past Monday as part of the 16-Diva Tag Match.

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I finished WM25 a few hours ago. Overall it was a good show, but I felt it could have been better. Some of the endings to the matches left a bad aftertaste.

I also didn't see the pre-show, which apparently had the tag titles match. I'll have to check out who won that one later.

Tonight should be interesting to see what happens, but I'm really looking forward to next week with the draft lottery.

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Putting this in spoilers just in case but it's my thoughts on WM25:

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Money in the Bank overall was impressive. Shelton Benjamin and Kofi Kingston were freaking amazing in this event. I questioned Mark Henry being in there since he looked afraid to go up a ladder, but that one move where he shook Kofi off, caught him, and slammed him was most impressive. There was also that cocktease of Christian or Kane winning it, but CM Punk got it. Now really, why would you already have a 2-time winner now? I think it's a bit soon and hell I didn't see it happening. I think some people even booed when he won.

Then Kid Rock and the Diva's Battle Royal. Hold on a second...MiTB was the first match and this wasn't? That makes no sense at all. Anyway, I was disappointed that Trish and Lita weren't in there, but I know I heard Sunny's name mentioned. The ending was actually funny, but I hope this doesn't become a long term thing for Marella. Ugh.

Legends vs. Jericho, I had no idea it was an elimination match. As soon as I heard that announced, I knew Jericho was going to win it. Snuka and Piper did what they could and I applaud them for that, but Steamboat...DAMN! He had some freakin amazing stuff going for him. Too bad he didn't pull off the victory. Then Flair steps in and gets his butt kicked. Mickey Rourke gets in, pulls off a few jabs and then throws a knockout punch to Jericho. WTF...seriously, Flair could have taken Jericho. Because of this, Jericho isn't changing anytime soon. Dammit.

Oh, and gotta love how they tried to censor Piper when he badmouthed Jericho. They managed to cover up after he said "Mother" but they couldn't get all of it.

Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy was a damn good match. I laughed when someone pulled out a Shop-Vac. This brother vs. brother match reminded me a lot of Owen vs. Bret back in Wrestlemania X.

IC title match was a joke, but then again Rey getting the strap won't draw any complaints from me. Not exactly what I had in mind for JBL leaving, but it worked. And seriously, Joker for Rey? When he first came out, I thought he was dressed like Doink the Clown.

The two title matches left a bad aftertaste in my mouth even though the outcomes were what I expected. The Cena/Show/Edge match was better, though...especially a couple of highlights. One being where Edge knocked Show through the guard railing. The other was Cena lifting Show and Edge at the same time in the FU (I refuse to call it the other name), Edge getting off and Cena delivering it to Show, then to Edge and getting the win. Also at the beginning all those Cenas coming out to Cena's old theme was pretty surprising.

Also, apparently a Triple Threat match means no DQ and no countouts. When the hell did this happen? I mean the countout I understand but the no DQ? I definitely missed something there.

LOL at Austin coming out in a tuxedo for the Hall of Fame 2009 class, going back, then coming back out on a 4-wheeler in his regular gear and having one final beer bash. Sucks that they kept saying this was the final time we'd see him.

Triple H vs. Orton was just...meh. I mean, you know he wants to destroy Orton but if he's DQ'ed or Counted Out he would lose the title. I haven't seen that kind of bullshit since the Steiner Brothers faced the Quebecers for the Tag Titles and those rules were in place (and the Quebecers won by DQ, so they got the titles). In the end, the ref got knocked out, the sledgehammer came into play, and HHH used it, a fury of fists, and then a pedigree to win it. This one should have been a hardcore match, but I guess they wanted to stick with the normal wrestling match for this one. After seeing Punk win, I was hoping Orton would beat HHH for the title and then you hear Punk's music play. Since Orton cost Punk the title back in October, Punk could've returned the favor at WM25.

Oh, and the TRUE MAIN EVENT was HBK vs. Taker. HBK had an epic intro and although Taker didn't have his druids with him, he really didn't need it since his intro is already epic enough. Near the end of the match Lawler commented on how the fans were cheering "This is awesome". He agreed, and dammit I agreed. No other match has gotten my heart racing every time there was a pin or submission hold like that one did. It was a damn awesome match and thankfully it ended with Taker getting the win. After this match ended, the rest of Mania was a bore. At least the 2nd half matched the excitement of the first half this time, but it sucks that none of the championship matches were more exciting than the others...not even the Diva Battle Royal...okay, I won't go THAT far.

As for Raw last night...

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Oh lord, why did they put Vickie as the GM of Raw? Why in the holy hell...you know what, I just have to hope that either A. Edge stays on Smackdown after the draft and she'll follow or B. Vickie gets drafted to Smackdown. I really don't want to put up with her shit every Monday night.

Batista returning was awesome, but I get the feeling he's going to cost HHH the title at Backlash and join with Legacy. Either that, or he's going to be HHH's next opponent for the title at the next PPV. Whatever the case, I think Orton will get the title and CM Punk will take it from him because of what happened last October when Orton cost CM Punk the title.

As for the draft, definitely looking forward to seeing who comes and goes next week. Hopefully they don't take away some of my favorites and put them on Smackdown!

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Originally Posted by mortis

Diva's battle Royal - I'm sorry, but this just wasn't a real battle royal. Yes, they couldn't bring Moolah back, but they couldn't get Molly Holly, Trish Status, Lita, Wendi Ritcher, Jackie (although her TNA contract may stop that even if she isn't on T.V.), Debra, Chyna, Terri Runnels, and that one woman who was like Chyna (the one who for a short time had an angle with Val Venis).

I could've sworn the announcers mentioned Molly Holly at least two or three times. I'll have to take a look back and check it out. However, I agree completely with some of the Divas not being there but after the outcome that happened I understand completely.

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I'm hoping they'll keep HBK on Raw and do a repeat of what they did with Kurt Angle. Angle beat HBK at Mania, got switched to Raw during the draft, then HBK confronted him with a rematch. Undertaker to Raw would be awesome and so would HHH, but I thought they didn't work well together or something of that extent.

I really don't want to see Rey go to ECW, and if he does then keep Morrison there. That's the next IC title match I want to see, because Morrison is IC title material.

Vickie is just annoying with her gimmick, much like Jillian and her Britney gimmick. I really REALLY hope Vickie gets drafted to Smackdown or ECW. I'm sorry, but one of the reasons I don't watch Smackdown is so I don't have to put up with her crap. Who am I kidding, I miss Smackdown every night because I keep forgetting it's on Friday nights. You'd think after all these years I'd figure it out by now.

Also, Legacy needs to recruit more members to make a faction much like the nWo because this three person deal is getting boring. Seriously, what do Rhodes and Dibiase do anymore? They have a match every two weeks, while most of the time they're guarding Orton's ass. I get the feeling they'll add at least a fourth member by the end of the Backlash.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well the draft pick is finally upon us and so far it's been alright. I mean the first pick was alright but the next two were a little boring.

Current draft list:

1. MVP (US Champ) drafted to Raw
2. Big Show drafted to Raw
3. Melina (Women's Champ) drafted to Smackdown!

FELIPE NO

New drafts:

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4. Matt Hardy goes to Raw
5. TRIPLE H GOES TO RAW!!!
6. CM Punk goes to Smackdown!
7. The Miz goes to Raw...?

Wow, I wasn't expecting that at all.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

More draft picks coming up after the tri-battle royal:

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Smackdown won the battle royal.

8. Kane has been drafted to Smackdown!
9. Chris Jericho has been drafted to Smackdown...THANK GOD!
10. Vladimir Kozlov has been drafted to ECW.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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11. Maryse (Diva's champion) is drafted to Raw...?
12. Rey Mysterio (IC champion) is drafted to Smackdown! There goes any hope of Mysterio vs. Morrison.

Looks like that's all folks. The Supplemental Draft can be seen on WWE.com all day Wednesday.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well I'll just check the supplemental draft and...WTF WWE?!!

Spoiler:

Mr. Kennedy drafted to Raw
Shad from Cryme Time drafted to Smackdown!
Alicia Fox drafted to Smackdown!
Primo (Tag Team Champion) drafted to Raw
Mike Knox drafted to Smackdown!
Ezekiel Jackson drafted to ECW
Nikki Bella drafted to Raw
Candice Michelle drafted to Smackdown!
Zack Ryder drafted to ECW
Chavo Guerrero drafted to Raw
Ricky Ortiz drafted to Smackdown!
Layla drafted to Smackdown!
Hornswoggle drafted to Raw FUCK YES!! XD
DH Smith drafted to ECW
John Morrison drafted to Smackdown! I might get my IC title match after all.
Carlito (Tag Team Champion) drafted to Raw. I guess JTG will go to Smackdown eventually.
Natalya drafted to ECW
Festus drafted to Raw
JTG drafted to Smackdown!
Dolph Ziggler drafted to Smackdown!
The Brian Kendrick drafted to Raw
Charlie Haas drafted to Smackdown!
Hurricane Helms drafted to ECW
Brie Bella drafted to Raw

4:07 pm - They're still updating...no clue when this thing ends.
4:24 pm - Final move of the draft confirmed. It's ended.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I thought Grand Slam winner meant a person won the ECW title, the WWE title, and the World Heavyweight title. Because if that's the case then he can still pull it off.

If it's something different then what I'm thinking, you're right he can't do it...yet.

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Found something interesting during my quest of obtaining the old Raws, Smackdowns, Nitros, and Thunders. I really don't remember this and I probably didn't care back then, but there was a little promotion of ECW going on in 1997 during Monday Night Raw. It was strangely enough, RVD vs. Jeff Hardy. It's amazing to see how far both of them have come since then. I was going to upload a copy of the match, but decided to check youtube first and found it there.

YouTube - RVD VS JEFF HARDY 1997

I was speaking idiomatically.

Prediction time? I'm game for the main title matches since they don't usually happen until the end. Also the Steamboat vs. Jericho match.

WWE Championship - Six Man Tag Team Match
If Triple H's team wins, he retains the WWE Title
If Randy Orton's team wins, he wins the WWE Title
Triple H (c), Batista & Shane McMahon vs. Legacy (Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase)
Winner: Orton's Team. I seriously see Batista betraying Triple H's team and Orton picking up the win and the title. Batista becomes the fourth member of Legacy in the process.

WWE World Heavyweight Championship - Last Man Standing Match
John Cena (c) vs. Edge
Winner: Edge. I'm gonna have to go with mortis on this one. CM Punk turns the tables against the ultimate opportunist for the second year in a row.

Chris Jericho vs. Ricky Steamboat
Winner: Steamboat gets his revenge and finally shows Jericho up.

What is this about Jeff Hardy leaving WWE in July?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Orton also put Dibiase out and when everyone thought Dibiase, Manu, and Sim were gonna gang up on Orton and Rhodes...then the turn. Of course, that was to help bring Priceless back together too.

Backlash Results:

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Damn, mortis got 4 out of 6 here.

Triple Crowning: New champions.
Christian becomes the new ECW champion.
Edge becomes the new World Heavyweight champion after Big Show chokeslammed Cena into a spotlight. This will set up a feud on Raw.
Orton becomes the new WWE champion, HHH had to be carted to a hospital. Looks like the Game will be out for a while like Batista was. Speaking of, Batista didn't join Legacy so there went my assumption.

Kane defeated CM Punk, Jericho made Steamboat tap, and Jeff Hardy made Matt Hardy say "I quit."

FELIPE NO

Well, I forgot Judgment Day was this weekend so I didn't get any predictions in. However, does anyone know what happened to Shawn Michaels? I haven't seen the guy in weeks after his freakin awesome match at Wrestlemania.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Thanks for the replies on HBK and Taker, guys.

Regarding the whole Denver Raw, here's what's is on WWE.com:

"Raw in Jeopardy

The sold-out Monday Night Raw in Denver's Pepsi Center next Monday is in jeopardy of being cancelled by the Denver Nuggets, who are now slated to play the Lakers in the NBA Playoffs. Officials are working to resolve the scheduling debacle."

If Raw is cancelled next Monday, I figure a lot of people will be pissed off...especially since Flair is supposed to be there in order to call out Orton.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Good lord. If you go to wwe.com, there is some major bashing against Pepsi Center's owner.

All WWE shows will be performed at the Staples Center in LA this week, and tonight Raw will have its own version of the playoffs when the "Lakers" (Batista, Cena, MVP, The King, and a secret 5th player) face off against the "Nuggets" (Orton, Rhodes, Dibiase, Big Show, and Miz). I think Vince McMahon is making some statements tonight as well.


Owen. If that accident hadn't happened, I'm certain he would eventually have gotten the Heavyweight title. I definitely agree with everything mortis said. I think the most memorable matches I saw him in was when he faced Bret both in Wrestlemania X and in the steel cage match at Summerslam '94. There was also his match against the 1-2-3 Kid at King of the Ring '94 which was really freakin fast paced.

His last interview was as the Blue Blazer where he reminded his fans to take your vitamins and drink your milk. Thanks for the memories Owen, Slammy Award Winner.

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Whoa...that is one move I did not see coming from the WWE. A damn shame too because I'm betting he'll head off to TNA.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Slash

So WWE had their extreme rules ppv tonight.

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Apparently CM Punk is the new world heavyweight champion after cashing in the MITB against hardy after Hardy defeated Edge in a Ladder Match.

Another WWE fuck up. WWE manages to taint an extremely great Ladder Match with some ghetto MITB cash in. I'm glad I haven't even actually given WWE any ratings points at all because thats just...pathetic

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Christ, that sounds like a heel move to me. I'll definitely have to check out that ladder match when I get a chance.

So there were 5 title matches last night and only 1 did not change hands. Kofi survived a fatal four way to retain the US title.

Jericho is the new IC champ.
Tommy Dreamer is the new ECW champ.
Hardy, then CM Punk became the new World Heavyweight champ.
Batista is the new WWE champ.

Monday Night is going to be interesting.

Also acquired Road Wild '98 for my WCW collection, however it was recorded from WWE 24/7. I don't know why, but they changed Goldberg's music to the WWE version.

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Originally Posted by Slash

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If you didn't know Tommy Dreamer was going to become the ECW Champion, you're a fucking idiot. I'm sorry but thats the straight up truth.

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Well I can safely discount myself from that category because I didn't even know that match was happening. If I had known, I would have placed my bets on Dreamer winning because I remember you guys talking about his contract expiring soon.

I can also say I didn't know about that US title fatal four way match or Punk vs. Umaga.

Also, Batista injured himself AGAIN? I'm a little worried. Every time he comes back, it's only for a short time.

Edit:

Raw:

Well, Batista's arm getting "snapped" is one way to make it look like he's out of action. There's a really good way to handle this. Batista forfeits the title and Vickie starts a weekly Raw tournament for the WWE title. The finalists face off at a PPV for the title. Of course, it probably won't happen because tournaments are exciting.

Nevermind, Orton is using his rematch clause tonight. Damn it.

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