[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Oh man, I thought there might have been something wrong with him. I had no idea he was over 500 pounds! I never saw him as weighing that much...maybe around 400, but not more than that.

It's good to see he's doing well though, that man is a legend himself.

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I'm just going to agree with everything mortis has said for the predictions and base mine off of his. Except for the Diva's title.

Diva title: Everyone loses via DQ causing the Diva title to die and the CW title to be revived.

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Wow...tonight's Raw was just meh. I mean, Shane and Steph last week said they would be taking action if things didn't shape up last Monday. They were nowhere to be found tonight, which means we have to wait until next Monday to find out.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm really liking how this whole Santino/Glamazon angle is playing out. It's very entertaining.

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If that's the case, then you, mortis, Winter Storm, and dagget need to get your asses over there pronto.

FELIPE NO

I wouldn't mind A, but why B? I may not watch Smackdown but I'm pretty sure that strap is better on HHH than it would be on Edge.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Whoa...I did not see that one happening at all.

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Raw's new GM is Mike Adamle. I respect the hell out of Adamle, but I was honestly hoping for Million Dollar Man as the new GM. XD

How ya doing, buddy?

That's a good question...what the hell happened to Rey? I think the last time I saw him was when he beat Santino and I haven't seen him since. I hope he's not injured.

Originally Posted by SimDaddyGT

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I, myself, was kinda ready to see a 1 on 1 between Cena and Batista. No sides, just wanted to see it happen.

Shane popping in and putting them against JBL and Kane, not very wise. Hell, none of them are getting along as it is. Woulda been better off with yet another Fatal-4-way or something. Of course, after the last one ending with Kane attacking Lawler and Cole, I dunno, although another "IS HE ALIVE OR DEAD??" outburst woulda given me a few laughs, though.


Jericho's "Final" Highlight Reel was a waste of time. We didn't really need to hear him say all that shit about "maturing", when the sad fact is, he really hasn't. You take somebody's eye out and try to end his career, not mature at all, just downright pathetic.

And forgive me for sounding like I think that was real, even if it was, but I just don't cheer for "dirty" tactics, and I sure as hell don't cheer for the superstars that execute them.


The Santino/Phoenix bit, even more of a time-waste.


Bigger time-waste than that, Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase JR beating up a former wrestler and a commentator that's never competed in his life. C'mon, WWE, stop wasting my Monday nights. I don't come home from work praying for a miraculous way to end the long day just to have this shit pop up in my face.


And finally, Mike Adamle.

We've all talked about what a great commentator he was for American Gladiators back in the day, that's out of our system. We've all blasted that he can't commentate wortha SHIT on ECW. To make HIM, of all people, the General Manager of the ONLY show I come home anxious to watch every Monday night...

... just plain stupid, pathetic, and downright disturbing.


Again, WWE, hire a better team of writers.

Have the Kane ordeal go beyond him just standing there all the time asking "Is he alive or dead?". Let the truth be uncovered. Have him come out during a show with a mic, have him reveal what's in the damn bag, and have him say "I'VE HAD IT!!! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS DECEPTION!!! I'M TIRED OF WAITING!!! I WANT TO KNOW NOW!!! IS HE ALIVE, OR DEAD???", then fucking reveal who he's talking about. Or, to delay one more week, but to still have leveled it up a bit, just have some random guy come out and intervene, only to get put in a match where Kane beats the crap out of him. I don't even care who it is: JBL, Cena, Batista, Punk, hell, I'll even settle for watching Mysterio going out there. I bare no ill will towards Rey, Punk, or Batista. I like them a lot. But shit, someone, ANYONE!!! Fuck, I'm sure Batista would work perfectly. He and Kane have been at it since the Bash.


And we pretty much already know it isn't the Undertaker he's talking about, since Vickie already spoiled that he's coming back at SummerSlam, so it can only lead to one other person in my mind, and that's Paul Bearer.

WWE, think about these things as I go hurl for wasting 2 hours of my gaming time tonight.

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Cena vs. Batista would've been awesome tonight, but as you know the WWE loves to make us pay for the good stuff or what they think is the good stuff.

Santino/Phoenix, I still think it's entertaining. If Santino starts coming out on a leash being held by Phoenix, I'm gonna LOL nonstop.

Highlight Reel, sucked. I started being unable to hear what Jericho was saying due to the crowd, thank God.

Tag Title match, a waste of time. I can tell that Duggan and Holly are going to team up and take the titles from Rhodes and Dibiase. I was honestly hoping Hacksaw and Lawler would win the titles tonight. C'mon, Duggan deserves some gold.

Jamie Noble, I'm sorry but I really don't like you. Go back to Smackdown, please.

William Regal, the hottest free agent? What the hell? I was expecting someone from TNA or one of the other WWE shows to jump ship. Nevertheless, that match between him and Punk was good.

Main event tag match, I didn't pay attention to half the time. Then Mike Adamle is announced as the new GM and a lot of people didn't like that. The matches he made tonight show that this could be bad.

You guys know how I respect the hell out of Adamle, but I don't know if I can support this. I'd like to see what happens next week, but this looks bad.

I'll give this to the WWE, I can't seem to predict some of the things they're doing. However, they're only getting it half right. While it's unpredictable, it sucks.

This was who I thought was going to be the new GM and honestly SHOULD have been:

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HORNSWOGGLE!!

He is not ECW material, he belongs on Raw. Seriously, like DX I had something to look forward to every Monday because of him.

How ya doing, buddy?

Again? How many times does this make now?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Are we keeping a tally? Because if we are...

Adamle Good Move #1:

Spoiler:

JBL and Y2J vs. CM Punk. The person who defeats Punk gets the world title shot against Punk at Summerslam. If Punk wins, neither of them get the shot. So we have 1 of 3 possible scenarios:

1. JBL pins Punk setting up JBL vs. Punk for the World Title and Y2J vs. HBK at Summerslam.

2. Y2J pins Punk setting up Y2J vs. Punk for the World Title at Summerslam and leaving JBL with another opponent.

3. Punk wins setting up Kane vs. Punk for the World Title at Summerslam.

Right now it's up in the air but I think #1 is very likely.

Edit: Adamle Bad Move #2

Spoiler:

The match now has a 10 minute time limit and if no one wins, it will be a triple threat match at Summerslam for the World Title.

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Yeah, one time someone screwed up and a little argument started about spoiler tags...it's actually in this thread, but it's quite a few pages back.

However, I think it's okay to post without the tags the day after the broadcast...maybe 18 hours later.

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Nice curveball, of course we all knew that something would happen in the last ten seconds. Adamle is proving to be an alright GM thus far, let's see what happens in the next few weeks.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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I usually don't watch ECW but that has me curious. Who did the commentary on tonight's show?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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You've gotta hand it to the WWE though...Mysterio's mask wasn't expected at all. Possibly a bad move on their part, but hey...they threw another curveball at us.

FELIPE NO

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Definitely not a bad idea for a new main event, I guess they're trying to get some fresh ideas going...but you've pretty much got the same 4 guys who were going for the #1 contender's spot from a month ago.

Also, while Kane's new theme may be dark why would they change it? There was nothing wrong with his old one, in fact it was one that didn't change that much ever since he debuted. It's always been awesome.

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When he isn't in the title run, I can tolerate Cena. I remember when he brought out JBL's limo and did some work on it with Cryme Time...that was hilarious.

I hope it's nothing serious for him either, best of luck. He and Orton just keep getting injured, although Orton reinjured himself whereas Cena injured something different this time.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Slash

There have been rumors that it might be a neck fusion thing so he could be out till next year, but I'm sure, because hes a huge WWE power player, he will still be on TV doing segments/backstage stuff.

I don't keep up with Smackdown, but I think it was mentioned a lot here that Matt Hardy did something similar to keep his feud with MVP going.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

RIP Kowalski. At least he lived to the age of 81...pretty good for a wrestler.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by mortis

And ouch, HBK is injured again. Torn biceps or something and he may be out long-term.

Well shit...and I was hoping HBK would get his revenge at Unforgiven. That might also explain why he hasn't been winning at these recent PPV's.

Spoiler:

Randy Orton making an appearance at his hometown and dissing every champion on Raw in the process. Honestly, I was glad to see the man back. Once he comes back from his injury, I'm betting he'll get the title back.

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Predictions, eh? I'm game.

WWE Title Championship Scramble.
Entry Order
1. HHH (c)
2. Jeff Hardy
3. Kendrick
4. Benjamin
5. MVP

Hardy will score a pin, but ultimately Trips will score the final pin and retain his title.


World Heavyweight Title Scramble
Entry Order
1. JBL
2. Batista
3. Punk (c)
4. Kane
5. Mysterio

Expect everyone to score at least one pin here. We'll start with JBL scoring a pin, then Batista, then Kane, then Mysterio, then Punk will finish it out with the final pin and retain the title.


ECW Scramble
Entry Order
1. Matt Hardy
2. Miz
3. Chavo
4. Finlay
5. Mark Henry (c)

This is just doom for all competitors except Mark Henry. Nobody could do shit to the guy in that battle royal on Raw. Nobody will be able to pin Henry, but then again he doesn't have to be pinned to lose the title. So, let Hornswoggle distract Henry while Finlay pins the Miz in the final seconds to become the new ECW champion. Yeah, that won't happen but hey it's a prediction.


Diva's Title
Maryse vs McCool (c) Nobody gives a shit. Hornswoggle comes out and pins one of them, gets some boobie grabbing in the process, and changes it back to the Cruiserweight title.

Fine, McCool wins. I don't follow Smackdown so I'll go with Slash on this one.


Unsanctioned Match
Y2J vs HBK. The whole thing about HBK getting injured again just makes me sad. HBK will get his revenge and win here after his third Sweet Chin Music, but I'll agree with Slash in saying that these two won't return for a while.


Tag Team Titles
Rhodes and DiBiase vs Cryme Tyme. Cryme Time will win via DQ, but the titles will remain with Priceless.


At some point, expect Marella to come out and be like "I'm not a part of this PPV? I'm the Intercontinental champion!" Kofi comes out, challenges him there on the spot for the title and Kofi will win the title back.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Slash, I'm getting results from WWE.com.

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"HBK's attack proved so unrelenting, in fact, that the referee stopped the contest when Jericho could no longer defend himself."

Looks like this one isn't over yet. Wikipedia's been right so far. XD

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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That move makes absolutely NO SENSE whatsoever! Jericho beaten until he couldn't defend himself and then he manages to go and do THAT?! However, this could lead to HBK getting a title run one more time...and I'm all for that.

FELIPE NO

LOL, I didn't think Charlie Haas' gimmick was working but tonight I just couldn't stop laughing.

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And the challenger for the World Heavyweight Title is...

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YES! YES! FUCK YES! HBK gets a much deserved title shot! Fuckin A!

And the match is...

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LADDER MATCH!! YES!!!! Match of the year, confirmed! It almost makes me want to order the PPV.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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Whoa, where did you get that info from about the Hurricane? According to WWE.com, it's still Gregory Helms. I figure since Ike just happened, they wouldn't return him back to that yet.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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It doesn't matter...seeing DX for one night brings back good memories.

Also, The Great Charlie. XD Haas has really entertained me the past few weeks with his gimmick. I think it was amazing that Khali got some applause and cheers too.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.