[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

So they're firing people WITH talent and charisma, yet they're bringing in people who possess at most one or neither of those abilities. Am I keeping up so far?

Originally Posted by dagget

I've got a bit of an idea... Why don't we make our own PPVs? If I can find a way to record PS3 footage on my PC, I could do matches we could make up for PPVs. I'm sure they'll be better to watch than the stuff on TV lately.

Well if it allows you to create your own wrestlers as well, then go for it. We could have Goldberg, Sting, and Angle on there, along with the Dudleys. They won't have their own Titantron and you could just not give them an entrance theme but then you could add in the music in the video editing process. Also, you could turn off the commentator's voice and let people on these forums do the commentary for the matches.

Maybe I'm taking the idea too seriously, but it sounds like fun.

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Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes, and they happened to defend them on Raw last night against Santino and Carlito.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Something interesting on wwe.com that's kind of worth checking out, if nothing more than nostalgia comes out of it.

Top 25 Most Annoying Gimmicks

I'd like to know what the definition of annoying is to WWE, because some of those I can't agree with.

Also, a new member of Raw has been introduced.

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Million Dollar Man's son...man, what's with all these sons coming in? Cody Rhodes and DH Smith...it's crazy. However, it could make for an interesting watch if he used the Million Dollar Man's theme music because I would watch Raw every week just to hear that.

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Originally Posted by Slash

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Okay, so Edge wins and Taker is out of the WWE, obviously hes going to go under a gimmick change or something because that would be like TNA firing AJ Styles, Kaz and Samoa Joe. Not good business.

So lets see where WWE goes with this...

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You've got to be kidding...Undertaker banned from the WWE? Son of a bitch...I could understand if he was wanting to retire but he should never have another gimmick. I wasn't a fan of the American Bad Ass. The only gimmick he should ever have is the Undertaker, nothing else.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by dagget

Also, Orton's out with a broken collarbone for a while. Fun times. Who's going to be top heel now on Raw :|

Damn...a shame the draft lottery couldn't start tonight instead of another 3 weeks from now. Right now, I'd say the top heel on Raw would be JBL or Umanga. As for the next guy who will go after the title...I'm calling it right now.

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The next guy to go after HHH's title will be that no-talent asshole, John Cena.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I dunno...I don't see Vince pulling something after a speech like that. He keeps saying "It's not a hoax" so I think this is reason enough to believe it's legit. Even if it's not legit, hey...I wouldn't have won anyway. XD

I would suggest dag change the name of the thread to something like "WWE/TNA thread: Win part of a one million dollar prize pool by registering for the drawing on WWE.com!!" but I think that would be considered advertising. :P

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Damn, that actually was a good match. Give Sydal a spot in the Cruiserweight division, I'd like to see more of...wait. Is there still a Cruiserweight title?

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Originally Posted by SimDaddyGT

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Vince gettin RICK ROLL'D!!!

And someone from Cali gettin money, not surprised.

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*dial tone* Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down! XD Freaking epic.

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Originally Posted by Slash

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Just want to throw a guess out but for Night of Champions

Jericho vs. Michaels Ladder Match

I'd really like to see that one. By the way, I miss moments like these on Raw.

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Yeah, what's the deal with that? Are they trying to attract more kiddies to the show? I mean, you had the WWF Magazine for Kids coming out so that would make sense. Next thing you know, Doink the Clown will be making another return.

I just hope the draft lottery brings up some new interesting rivalries. I would prefer to see a huge battle between the two brands, but maybe I'm getting my hopes up.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

We all know ECW doesn't count. They'd probably just team up with Smackdown and go up against Raw.

As for your feuds:

1-6. Definitely need to happen before any of them retire, especially the HBK vs. Undertaker one.

7. As much as I don't like Cena, this one is long overdue to happen and I would enjoy watching it.

8. Yeah, like you said this one probably won't happen.

I think out of the rest of them, the only one I wouldn't see myself enjoying is Punk vs. Undertaker. It could definitely happen if Taker got drafted to Raw, because I'm going to call it right now...Punk is getting drafted to Raw.

Well, since we're playing the "What rivalries would you like to see?" game, I think I'd like to see these:

1. Chris Jericho vs. Shelton Benjamin - Benjamin needs to come back to Raw...he has so much potential and needs another IC title run. Hey, he won it from Jericho in the first place so why not win it from him again?

2. Jeff Hardy vs. HHH - No triple threat, just these two going head to head. After the last pay per view they went against each other, it was the best match of the night. Their previous encounter on Raw sucked because Cena got involved.

3. Hornswoggle vs. Rey Mysterio - C'mon, out of all the people Hornswoggle could face this would be the most evenly matched out of all of them. It would also be very enjoyable to watch.

4. Big Show vs. Viscera - I just want to see the two largest athletes go at it. Big Show and Khali was a treat, so why not this?

5. JBL vs. Umanga - They've had some problems in the past...most notably back when they were having the No. 1 contender elimination chamber match for WWE title at Wrestlemania. I haven't seen a good heel vs. heel in a while.

6. Shane McMahon vs. Santino Marella - I miss seeing Shane in action. He took some insane risks to entertain the crowd and I respect the hell out of him. This would be a good match because both of these guys rely on fists more than wrestling, so pit them together in a street fight.

Dream rivalries that'll never happen:

1. Goldberg vs. Gillberg - One is awesome, the other is just hilarious. Pit them together, Gillberg pulls off the upset and watch an awesome tag team form.

2. Beth Phoenix vs. Chyna - This is like the Mason Dixon vs. Rocky Balboa fight, except Chyna isn't really that old. Beth Phoenix is the new Chyna since she's so dominant in the women's division.

3. Beth Phoenix vs. Chris Jericho - Give Beth a face turn and have her win the IC title from Jericho. I know they did this with Chyna a few years back and they also did it between Jacqueline and Disco Inferno on WCW (no titles though) and it was completely unheard of.

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Actually no, the first caller (Rick Roll person) won a decent amount from Vince...I think it was $200,000.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well tonight will be another Draft Lottery...hopefully we'll get some good trades. Maybe Cena will get his ass booted back to Smackdown and Undertaker will come to Raw. *keeps fingers crossed*

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm still looking forward to that tri-brand battle royal at the end of the show for the last two picks of the brands.

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And there goes one brand in the battle royal...ECW.

Aw fuck.

Final Draft Picks results:

RAW - Rey Mysterio, CM Punk, Michael Cole, Batista, Kane
Smackdown - Jeff Hardy, Jim Ross (WTF), Umanga, Mr. Kennedy, Triple H
ECW - Matt Hardy

End of Raw thoughts:

Wow, what the hell happened there?!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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The fact that Triple H is gone from Raw while that no-talent ass clown Cena is still on there and will probably win that damn title sickens me to no end. Why in blue hell would you trade HHH instead of Cena? I could've lived with Cena being traded and Trips losing the title to him at Night of Champions, but no...damn it all.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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I went back and watched it again and I heard HBK saying don't let him move, but I also heard McMahon saying "Paul? Paul?"

Isn't that Trips' real name?

How ya doing, buddy?

If I had to choose between JR and King to send to Smackdown, I'd choose to send JR to Smackdown and keep King on Raw. Let's face it, the King can actually bring hilarity to the show.

Trips being on Smackdown just isn't gonna work out. Smackdown already had someone of that calibur on there...the Undertaker.

However, if Cena somehow wins the belt...keep in mind on who else got traded to Raw and he can cash in anytime until Wrestlemania. Seeing him beat Cena and being champion...hey, I'm all for it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Para, better add one more to the mix there because the Elimination Chamber usually houses six opponents. How about the Great Khali? XD

Originally Posted by Slash

Okay..that was an unexpected supplemental draft.

Trips isn't moving back to RAW...oh my...

RAW gains...

Kofi Kingston
Layla
Matt Striker (WTF?)
Chuck Palumbo (Who?)
Deuce
Jamie Noble

ECW gains...
Mark Henry
Super Crazy (Lets hope they use him well)
Finlay
Hornswoggle

Smackdown gains...
Carlito
Shelton Benjamin
Maria
Brian Kendrick (so we'll never see him or London on TV again)
Big Daddy V
Trevor Murdoch

Okay, Raw's gain...I only know about two of those people. I can't believe Striker is still around and I only know about Kofi because I tuned into ECW about a week or two ago...plus this previous night when he lost to JBL.

But who the hell are these people?
Layla
Chuck Palumbo
Deuce
Jamie Noble

Actually I know who the three guys are because they've been mentioned many times on this thread, but I've never seen them in action.


Smackdown getting Maria is a shame. Christy Hemme went that route and eventually ended up in TNA. Carlito isn't that big of a loss, of course that's one more tag team down the drain. Shelton Benjamin moving up to Smackdown is alright, but I wish they would put him back on Raw.

The other drafts I don't care much for except for Finlay and Hornswoggle. I miss seeing Hornswoggle making Monday nights enjoyable to watch. The stuff he did with Coach is just classic.

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Oh snap! Chuck from Billy and Chuck? I didn't know he was still around. I take back what I said, I've seen him perform but only during the Billy and Chuck angle. Actually, remembering that tag team is bringing a bad taste to my mouth. Ugh.

Noble, I barely remember him and Nidia on Smackdown because I barely watched the show back then. Now I don't even watch it at all.

I've never seen the Deuce and Domino tag team, but the name definitely rings a bell.

If that's honestly all that Layla was for...then why the hell would you move Maria to Raw? Lemme go find a pic of Layla.

OH! Isn't that the same chick that was with Extreme Expose' and the Miz? Jeez...should've moved her to Smackdown and kept Maria on Raw.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Slash you're missing the most important point:

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Cena is NOT the champion! YES!! They'll either:

1. Unify the titles on Smackdown and hold a tournament on Raw for the new champion, much like they did when Smackdown didn't have a champion until Batista was drafted over.

2. Edge will go to Raw to serve as the champion for that brand or, more likely, HHH will go back to Raw.

3. Have Smackdown start a brand war, whichever brand has all the titles will be the dominant brand.

Also, Mark Henry as the ECW champion? Meh...ECW isn't as extreme as it used to be when it started up again.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

HOLY SHIT!!

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Oh my God, I did not see that coming at all. Damn, I'm actually proud of CM Punk pulling that off. Cashes in MitB after Batista destroyed Edge, becomes World Champion (thus solving Raw's problem of being without a champ), and best of all...IT'S NOT CENA!! Punk being champion though...absolutely brilliant. It'll definitely cause some new feuds to happen on Raw.

Seriously, Edge will just get HHH's title.

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The beginning of Raw gave me a headache, even with a low volume.

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Excuse me? EXCUSE ME?! EX-CUSE ME?!! My God, is Vickie always like that?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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Good to see that Batista is the #1 contender while Cena and JBL can have their feud. I'm actually starting to like Cena...I think it's where he's without the belt.

Kane snapping in the end there saying "Is he alive or dead?" Well, that can only mean one thing...guess who's coming to Raw?

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It had to have been in 2004 because that's when Wrestlemania 20 was, right? That's when he returned with the Undertaker and I seem to remember him shouting at Kane, "You're no SON of mine!"

Every time I see Paul Bearer come back, to me he looks like he gets bigger. I wonder if this time it'll be any different.

There's nowhere I can't reach.