The One Shot Joke Thread.

Originally Posted by Moon

Ozma:

Answers:

1. Put the tiny marble on the ground 10 feet away, and challenge your friend to a game of Boules. Both of you will hence be sharing the marble in the game.

2. 11 AM, thereabouts.

3. Just 2 hours, assuming you don't have one of them fancy digital alarm clocks with an AM/PM setting.

4. I draw one straight line on a piece of paper, then cut the paper into three parts. Those then line up to form a triangle.

5. None are left, because the birds would be freaked out by the gunshot and hence gtfo.

6. None. It was Noah who had the Ark.

I agree with most of this logic, except number four. You're probably right, but I thought of a different approach.

A triangle has 180 degree's when all 3 angles are added up, so you just draw a single straight line, which is the diameter of any circle, which happens to be 180 degrees as well.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Considering it's Christmas time, I thought I'd share a little Christmas joke..

Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because he only "cums" once a year.

Merry Christmas everyone!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

How do you kill a fox?

You cut off his leg and make him run across Canada.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'd like to know what the real answer is....

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

What does a native dad give his son for Christmas?

Your bike.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Lol, I'm glad someone finally got the friggin' answer. It was getting frustrating.

Here's a joke for you Canadian's, particularly those who live in B.C.

What great river flows through India and China?

Spoiler:

The Fraser River.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?