"We're having hot dogs? Thanks, but I'll take the arsenic."

Chicken feet win my vote. At my first ever dim sum with my asian friend, his dad ordered four plates of it as a joke. Feeling adventerous, I tried it. I just couldn't stop thinking about how the chicken tramples it's own fecal matter every day. Also, the fact that they were cold, pale and slimy didn't help my appetite either.

Peanuts would be second on my list, only because I'm deathly allergic to them. But if I was going to die anyways, I might as well make it interesting.

Jam it back in, in the dark.