Spaghetti with Carbonara sauce. I'd forgotten how easy it was to make, so I might as well share for those unaware. There's of course many way to make carbonara, all of which claim to be the proper way, but we did this.
You'll need to fry bacon. Either fry strips and cut them to tiny pieces or use bacon cubes. What matters that the bacon is A) fried, and B) in tiny pieces.
While that's happening, boil some spaghetti (or whichever pasta of your choice, spaghetti works best). Put salt into the water, but no oil or butter.
Take a few eggs (I used three and it was just about enough for one large serving) and separate the yokes.
People probably have all manner of kitchen tools and contraptions for separating, but so long as you don't puncture the yoke with a sharp egg shell edge, you can just flop the yoke back and forth between two shell halves like so and the egg white will leak out into whatever cup you have under there.
Once the spaghetti is done, get the water out, but leave it in the kettle.
Press butan, put bacon.
With your yokes in a cup, shred quite a bit of parmesan cheese in there. Just enough for it to get a bit thicker. You can also mix them in the cup while you're at it, to see how thick it becomes.
Yoke mix in among the rest, mix it all up with a wooden cooking fork. If it feels too thick or dry (as was the case with us), add a little cream and mix it up some more.
Add plenty of black pepper and mix some more.
Serve to plate, more shredded parmesan on top. Hey presto, the delicious!