Profiling Based on Your Beverage

I've profiled peoples basic personalities based off of how the drive, such as how often they hit the brake, whether or not they're going over or under the speed limit, or how much distance they put between themselves and the cars in front of them. These things for example can tell me how confident the person is, plus basic things about how they approach things in life.

No, the problem isn't the fact that the majority of people profile other peoples personalities off of seemingly random bits of information. The problem is the people who profile are either wrong the majority of the time, or that they're right and hit on things about the person which feels hurtful to that person.

Jam it back in, in the dark.