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Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Michael Lane, and I am here today to be your school treasurer. Now, most of you are expecting some long boring speech, for a long boring job, right? Well I'm here to tell you that's wrong. I am here to day to make you three promises today if you elect me school treasurer ladies and gentlemen. I promise I'll do my job, and do it well. I promise I won't embezzle school money, I won’t support the Russian mafia, and I won’t build a robotic army of doom. And let me tell you people, (you point towards your competition while you say this) these people here, they can't make these promises. Thank you, my name is Michael Lane, vote for me.

This is a speech I wrote for my brother. Would you vote for him?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Aardark

Depends; does he have good acting skills? Without the right delivery, any mention of 'robotic army of doom' will just make him look like an unfunny nerd that's trying too hard.

Well, seeing as how he won over 80% of the school vote, I'd say he pulled it off well enough.


Also, why aren't either of these two images smilies yet?



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