Star Trek VS Star Wars

You know, Star Trek TOS was defined as an age when men were men, women wore miniskirts, and shit blew up. Even though the science used in it was flimsy at best and horrid at worst, the science for the most part generally took a back seat to the plot and storylines of the show. Frankly, it was a good show.

Then along comes TNG, with it's man-skirts, a Federation that's become a bunch of peacenik appeasing morons who are willing to sell out the actual peace and security of the Federation for well, what they perceive to be peace and security, and a bald Frenchman with an almost religious belief in the "Prime Directive" which is basically a key word for "Moral Cowardice." It also gave the idiots at B&B the chance to introduce the "EPS," or Electro Plasma System into the show to the detriment of the Star Trek series. I can just imagen the conversation where this idea was introduced amonst the writers.

"HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA, INSTEAD OF USING REGULAR ELECTRICITY TO POWER THE CONSOLES, LET'S RUN SUPERHEATED FUCKING PLASMA THROUGH THEM INSTEAD, THAT WAY WE CAN INJURE AND KILL AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT HAVING TO ACTUALLY WRITE UP AN ACTUAL PLOT REASON FOR HAVING THEM BE INJURED OR DYING." Yeah... -_-

Then we get DS9, which is a Space based Soap Opera with about the same mentality as a regular soap opera, but with a lot more bullshit and bad plot devices trying to pass themselves off as "Science and creative writing," when the words bullshit and Technobabble is far more appropriate.

Then we get Voyager, which is the main reason that the people at B&B are referred to as Brainless&Brainless. What's worse, this series really did have a chance to be a good show, but instead, it stunk worse than a steaming pile of dog shit on a hot summer day. What's worse, it totally killed the notion of the borg as being a true threat and made them into something of a running plot joke time and time again. If you want bad writing, crappy acting, and even worse dialogue and technobabble, instead of substance and plot, then by god, Voyager is the show for you.


No, I acknowledge easily that Star Wars has a few bullshit technologies, but that comparison is nothing when compared to the scores of mistakes and flaws that Star Trek has. And no, the blame doesn't entirely lie on the series as much as it does with the writers at B&B. They are responsible for the death of Star Trek.

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