[Multiplatform] Resident Evil Homoerotic 'Roid Abuse Edition

I'd just like to jump in here real quick and express my thoughts:

I don't own a 360 or a PS3 so I haven't actually played the game, but I watched the important scenes from youtube and I'm kinda glad I didn't buy it(was going to play it at a friend's place.).

I just have a general dislike for it, especially the character models(For the old characters.), they're just, unrecognisable and silly.

Looks like it's an all right game, but I won't be buying it.

SPOILER:

The new character model for Jill was really stupid, I couldn't have told it was her, if it weren't for Chris' uttering of her name.

SPOILER2:

And Wesker can't die.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by OmagnusPrime

Aside for Chris "Rock Solid" Redfield's stupidly large arms, I think the character models are really well done in the game (certainly Sheva).

Yes, Sheva looks really good, that's why I did the whole "(for the old characters.)."
I mean, the game looks splendid, I just think the older characters looks almost unrecognisable.

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And really, watching the cutscenes from a Resident Evil game is about as good an indicator of quality as judging a film by watching the credits.

I never... Did question the quality of the game.
But yeah, I watched a good 1~ hours of footage, I got a big chunk of the story.
And.. that's mainly what I don't like about it.

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Given you don't own a 360 or a PS3 I doubt Capcom will be losing any sleep over your statement that you won't be buying (one has to wonder, if the characters didn't look silly to you, what you would buy it?).

If I had a PS3?
Most likely, if I did I would probably buy it even though my dislike of the story Chris' grotesque muscles.

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As for your first spoiler:

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Clearly you haven't played any of the games since Resident Evil 3 then, since Jill looks a lot like the way Jill has looked for quite some time now. Take a look at her character model from the REmake: Jill Valentine - Resident Evil Wiki :: Your guide to everything Resident Evil. The only real change is that under Wesker's control she became a blonde (guess Wesker likes blondes).

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I see a vague, really vague resemblance.
And to correct your assumption of me not having played a RE game since RE3, yes I have.
All but the Outbreak ones, and RE2.

Originally Posted by Terminus

hey guys i am going to make sweeping judgements on a game i have never played.

Such impertinence , Exo. Stop wasting our time with that nonsense.

I have played it, I just never finished it.
And I never judged it, I'm just saying I've reached the conclusion that I won't be buying it since the bad outweighs the good at the moment.
If I did indeed have a PS3, I would buy it.
Just because it's Resident Evil.



Holy crap guys, I'm uttering dislike of a few things, not damning the thing to hell.
My humble apologies, it shall not happen again.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by OmagnusPrime

One way or another you're lying and you're definitely talking shit. You claimed not to have played the game and said it looked bad purely on the basis of the cut scenes, which is fucking retarded.

Yeah I screwed up big there.
I'll just leave that, since it was a stupid mistake.
I did not play through the game, I didn't even play it much, just felt it out a bit.
Just enough for it feel exactly like RE4.

Also, what?
The only thing I derived from the cut scenes is the story.
Which ultimately took away all my motivation to get the game and play it somewhere that isn't home.

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And why would you buy a game you couldn't play just because it was from a series you like? Also idiotic. And I've provided picture evidence of how one character model still looks mostly identical, if you can't see how it's the same you don't want to see it.

That first sentence is almost illegible, but I take it you mean, "Why I would buy it even though I do not have a console capable of playing it."
Which I already covered, in my first post.

And your picture evidence furthers my opinion, I can't tell them to be the same person.


Didn't want to argue man, not what I was going for.
Sure is uptight in here.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.