![]() |
||
|
|
Welcome to the Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis. |
GFF is a community of gaming and music enthusiasts. We have a team of dedicated moderators, constant member-organized activities, and plenty of custom features, including our unique journal system. If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ or our GFWiki. You will have to register before you can post. Membership is completely free (and gets rid of the pesky advertisement unit underneath this message).
|
![]() |
|
Thread Tools |
If I were cheated on, the head would roll one of two ways…
I would beat the guy sleeping with my chick and remove her from my premises in a legal manner. Then I would order a pizza and take some bong rips. Or I would pretend nothing happened, order a pizza and take some bong rips. Depends on how my day went at work. I recently had to call a party foul on my roommate for engaging my girlfriend in a conversation about sexual preferences and fetishes and then asking for her number. I put a screech in that record in front of everyone. It isn’t because I’m insecure. It’s the exact opposite. I’m just a fur coat shy of urinating on everything and everyone in my pride. But at the same time, I’m very non-confrontational. So I just told the guy to study up on social etiquette before he pissed the wrong person off. No pun intended. Jam it back in, in the dark. |