Trench Coats (for non-devious purposes)

Girls can wear trench coats in all sorts of crazy colors like orange and patterns in houndstooth and the like because it's ~*fASHiON*~. And I think unless you're wearing a trench coat over a suit in the middle of winter, it's very difficult for a guy to pull one off. Impossible perhaps.

Case in point, I remember this really fat guy in my high school would dress up like Neo every Halloween. It was the most awkward coustume ever, considering his stomach bulged out like a pregnant cow underneath his much too tight black shirt and trench coat that refused to button. And he'd wear the trench every other week as part of a daily routine, simply because it cost "so much" and he had to put it in good use. Yeah, awkward as well.

Jam it back in, in the dark.