What do you collect?

You know, when I was younger I looked for something to collect. My mom collected coins and stamps and my brother collected pogs (it was the 90s) so I decided to collect my finger nail clippings. I was just fresh off watching The Guinness Book of World Records on TV where they featured the guy with the world's longest fingernails. Well, I deduced that I wouldn't be able to ever surpass him in all my life without being a total freak of nature, so I decided on the next best thing and collect my fingernail clippings. I even had a little fantasy, being featured on the World Records show and showing off jars and jars and bags full of my fingernail clippings. Enough to fill an olympic sized swimming pool! 7 times over! FAME.

Then 4 months into my little feat, I realized how fucking creepy that actually was and dumped my short lived collection into the toilet.

I don't collect anything now. I think I'm too unoriginal for that, and OCD enough in my life. Perhaps expensive material goods that will be replaced in a matter of months with something newer and shinier? Maybe.

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