Share The Road.

What's more crazy about bikers in rural areas are bikers in urban streets. San Francisco and the Bay Area in general has a huge cyclist population with a fondness of hating motor vehicles and the people who use them. Once a month in Berkeley and San Francisco, there's this event called Critical Mass where sometimes up to hundreds of cyclist go on major surface streets, clogging up traffic and antagonizing drivers by insulting them or even throwing their bikes onto their cars.

There are bike lanes here too but oftentimes they are poorly planned and cars have to make dangerous maneuvers around the cyclists. I'm all for sharing the road but crap urban planning and an over bloated sense of entitlement mixed with righteousness ruins the party for everyone.

I really have nothing against people who bike, I actually admire them since they're better than my lazy ass for pedaling all over the city's hills but the ones here care too much about other people's shit. So what I drive a car, get over yourself.

Jam it back in, in the dark.