Thoughts on Marriage

I'm not religious so I don't really care about that whole context of it. I want a marriage because I'm a hopeless romantic and want to spend my life with the person I love. Whether or not I'll find that guy is something else entirely but I have all these sick fantasies of settling down in the 'burbs with a loving husband and kids and drive a huge car around and go to the park for picnics and ice cream. I'll be damned to say I believe that'll happen but it's nice to dream. I'm too domestic, I want stability in a relationship I know (or at least think) will last the rest of my life and to take care of someone, my kids and my significant other. Betty Friedan probably hates me for it but I don't see much of a problem with dedicating my life to my home, as long as the people I take care of aren't ungrateful snots.

I only want to get married once, not that I don't believe in divorce but when I get married, I want to know that it's right and that it'll last, for better and for worst. That's why if I ever find my husband cheating on me, I'll sooner cut his balls off.

Jam it back in, in the dark.