Cats vs. Dogs... Go play with your fucking fish, Kurado.

I've never owned a cat so I say dog by default. I'd agree when people say they're stupidly addicted to you and won't give you a second's peace when you just want them to go away, but that's just the nature of the dog. They love you no matter what, idiotic love that takes them to the ends of the world. And that's what makes them so great.

Cats are cuddlly though and if they didn't run away all the time, I might just love them as much. But cats suck more that they have more natural defenses, when all dogs have are teeth. And if you have a dog like mine, his mouth is so small all he can get around is my finger, much less a major limb.

Jam it back in, in the dark.